The Evil Dead/Army of Darkness quote thread

[Seems to be all the rage nowadays, so what the hey…]

Sequitur or non, your choice:

What are you-are you me?

Well, I’ve got news for you, Pal- you ain’t leading but two things, right now: Jack and shit. And Jack left town.

This…is my Boomstick!

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been King. But in my own way… I AM King.

Good…bad…I’m the guy with the gun.

Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

What were you born in a barn? Probably were born in a barn…

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Honey, you got real ugly.

Klaatu, Barada, N… Necktie… Neckturn… Nickel… It’s an “N” word, it’s definitely an “N” word! Klaatu… Barada… Nnn…

Groovy.

My fair lady-hah!

I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll swallow your soul!

I said your words!

Yo, she- bitch! Let’s go.

I don’t think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound…“fine”??

Aww, baby, that’s just what we call “pillowtalk”.

Hail to the King, baby!

That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan!

Why the hell would we want to do that?