The ex-felon vs the two drunk douchebags

Wow.

Having just read this from the start, I think it’s safe to say one thing: The Conqueror Worm has a very small penis. And it’s probably broken.

Over muffin’s knee?

But seriously, I’m delighted with the two idiot drunks getting what they deserved. I hope they suffered permanent injury, and all the sanctimonious hypocrites who will no doubt be horrified at me, can kiss my hairy butt.

If you’d like to clarify that bit about sanctimonious hypocrites, I’d like to hear it. Sanctimonious is standard, so OK, but what’s hypocritical about saying that it’s bad for the world if you beat people into a pulp with a piece of metal every time they get in your face? It can’t be true that you think everyone would react that way.

Do you actually think that making vague threats from behind the safety of a keyboard makes you look tough, or look good in any way at all?

I was describing what the staffmember actually did - the pausing and considering - not what I thought was ideal. He didn’t wig out; he appeared calm throughout.

And I have been attacked and managed not to bash the person up. I’m not physically weak and I’m not some meek and mild saint either, but I honestly did not find it difficult at all to control my anger. In away the anger made me more in control of what my body was doing because everything was so focused. It didn’t take martial arts training for me to not beat someone up.

FWIW, I’ll repeat what I said in the other thread, that those women should still be charged with assault for their part in the fight - they were the reason it happened - and I wouldn’t support a harsh judgement against the staffmember. (Not that my opinion counts anyway,but, you know).

No, but you (or at least people like you, I ain’t going back through this thread to find out exactly who said what ) making comments about “internet tough guys” who “you” think are too weak to actualy do anything like actually try to defend themselves makes you look like an internet pussy (actually it makes you look like you are trying to be tougher than the people who you are calling tough guys ironically).

Lay off the name calling and so will I.

I ain’t that big or strong, but trust me I wack you with a crowbar or pull a gun its going to fucking hurt. Don’t slap my ass and jump a counter to come after me and you’ll be just fine.

PS. I HAVE actually shot at a mother fucker once so this ain’t theorectical for me. He didn’t know I wasnt trying to actually hit him, so I got lucky that I did’t end up in court and he still thought better of ever fucking with me again. It was a win win (and one big loss for uber asshole).

I’d say all three of them should get the Stephenson treatment–“Poor Impulse Control” tattooed on their foreheads.

Ah don’t let it bother you man. It’s the edge. Not too much – just enough. If there’s one thing I’ve learned hanging out here it’s that every mo/fo around thinks you’re the same weenie that sits behind a computer all day.

World’s a hard fucker. Don’t judge what you’ve never done. I get the feeling you catch my meaning.

But on the upside there are some smart fuckers here. I’ve learned alot.

You didn’t call me names, you made a vague threat. That. along with you rubbing your hands in glee over these women being beaten up, does make you look really pathetic.

And I don’t think shooting at someone makes you strong or tough either.

If you weren’t trying to hit him, were you really shooting at this “motherfucker”? Or were you too much of a pussy and you were just trying to spook him with the sound of the gunshot?

:rolleyes: Maybe he just wanted to make him “dance”.

From what I’ve read about the shooting, it sounds like he never intended to actually shoot the boy he killed. There was a pissing match, he tried to pull a gun to wave it around, and the worst possible thing happened. That doesn’t make him a mad dog, it makes him dumbass kid who did a stupid dangerous thing that turned out badly. Don’t try to tell me you never, not once, ever did something that in retrospect was stupid and could have gotten someone hurt or killed, especially as a teen. Lord knows everybody I know, myself included, sure as hell did.

And near as I can tell, he doesn’t have any history of any sort of violent altercation with anyone else in the six months between his release and this incident. No police complaints or charges are mentioned in any of the news articles. He had a job where people give you shit all damn day, and the fact that he kept the job says to me he wasn’t going off on customers for piddly little shit. This is not the history of a mad dog.

So his current definition of “fucking with him” seems to involve physical assault, at the very least. I don’t go around assaulting my neighbors or chasing them so as to assault them, so I’m pretty sure we’d be fine.

I hit the truck he was in, fairly close to the drivers seat, so you tell me. Honestly, if I had aimed the best I could, I probably only had about a one in 10 chance of hitting him and something like a 1 in 50 chance of causing permanment injury or death. I figured if I wasnt trying too hard the odds would go down enough that I was willing to take those odds. Solved the problem I can tell you that (that bastard never parked in my handicapped space again).

Now for your public service announcement. Shooting at people is bad mmkay? Don’t do it mmkay?

Oh, baloney. And you called people weak first because you don’t like their point of view on self defense. And who said a crowbar or a gun makes one tough? Hell, a fucking granny can do that and cause some serious injury. Some people are going to use a gun or crowbar or whatever because THEY aren’t going to fuck around when it comes to their safety vs some random attacking asshole. It has nothing to do with being strong or tough. If you other guys wanna hold hands and sing kumbiya with em instead have at.

And IMO your bullshit story about being angry with rage yet you controlled yourself and it felt so good and the situation was resolved without a beatdown sounds more like macho “look at manly me” / I am better than you other guys crap. Of course, you probably werent dealing with two drunk ass hoes either in a confined space with knives and hot oil and hotter than hell grills either.. But it is a bit better than that other wankers story about how he backed down two kids who were going to beat his ass…when he was SIX years old (jesus, I am embarrassed for him to even type that). Everything I learned about street fighting I learned when I was six :rolleyes:

I would have been scared shitless and just hope I could have stopped myself from defending myself. I sure can’t say I would have been able to though.

Who said the guy shouldn’t have defended himself?

Under our legal system, you are allowed to use appropriate force to defend yourself. However, under our legal system we also second-guess monday morning armchair quarterback the force you used, because how the heck could it work any other way?

It is? Fuckin’ gub’m’nt regulatin’ us t’ death!

Amazing how that gun just magically appeared in his hand. It’s not like he had to obtain a gun for himself first. Nope, he just made a youthful one time error when the gun magically appeared.

Wait, waving loaded guns around over trifles doesn’t make you a mad dog ? You live in a scary place, sister :).

Pretty sure I never intentionally threatened anyone with bodily harm and/or death in my teen years, no :dubious:. Much less over talking shit.
But then I guess I’m not a tough guy.

I did fuck around with explosives, but come on, flinging cowpats sky high is just too fun :p.

There is a world of difference between stupid and psychopath who has no empathy for human life. And don’t even try to say my words are over-the-top; had no one else been there to intervene, he would have killed those women.

Do you really equate two VIOLENT, DRUNK, GROWN-ASS WOMEN tag teaming someone, to an ambush by pre-pubescent children?

Sorry, no.

If I were on his jury, I wouldn’t convict this guy for anything.