**What would happen if another planet (say mars) collided into earth?
Fuck **
That pretty much sums it up.
**I don’t even know how to respond to this…
Cat on the menu: outrage at Vietnamese trade in felines **
A vomit smiley would be appropriate
**What makes Tom Brady such a great Quarterback?
Brady loses SB. Is he still “the greatest QB of all time”? **
What made him such a great Quarterback before the Super Bowl?
New Jehovah’s Witness proselytizing method?
Tongue zombie
I’m holding out for the free pizza.
**What If Everyone Could Swap Bodies
Today I’m finally as old as my dog! **
Countdown to colonoscopy!
New Jehovah’s Witness proselytizing method?
Seriously, this is really a bad time folks.
**Got stopped at a DUI checkpoint
Countdown to colonoscopy! **
Y’all got some seriously strict DUI checkpoints!
RO: When your child is “too nice to people…”
Brag!
**Got something cool that only true aficionados recognize?
Gah. Asbestos **
I’m off to Malta and Athens next week. Any tips for things to see/do/avoid?
About those RC quad copter drones…
Yeah, they’re fun. And don’t miss the capybara races at the Parthenon.
Can a person be charged with possession if the material is no longer in his possession?
How much carbonated water is too much?
Just show the cops a note from your doctor saying it’s medicinal.
What If Everyone Could Swap Bodies
Would anyone like to do a Valentine’s Day Exchange?
New Jehovah’s Witness proselytizing method?
Brag!
** How much carbonated water is too much?
What is my toilet up to at night?**
If your toilet is farting all night, I’d say it’s time to dial back on the soda.
** What is my toilet up to at night?
Yet Another Language Question **
If it’s saying “ZUUL”, I sure wouldn’t sit on the damn thing.
You’ve just come into millions of dollars. Anything you want to tell your boss?
Is calling someone skinny a compliment or a criticism?
You seldom get a set-up like this IRL
Bon Mots
Obviously, it’s more common online.
**Why did you get married?
Sexual problem
**
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