Yet Another Language Question
'Sup? Home, or Holmes?
** Things That Are Embarrassing To Share…
I have wrinkled fingers, and not the kind of wrinkles you get from soaking too long
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**Things That Are Embarrassing To Share… **
Sexual Problem
**Brag!
New England Dopers Will Soon Get Historic Blizzard
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Yeah? Well, I’m going to get an exotic fatal disease!
**Got something cool that only true aficionados recognize?
I have wrinkled fingers, and not the kind of wrinkles you get from soaking too long
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I mean the *cool *kind. Wait, what do you mean there is no cool kind?
Sexual problem
Who do/should you love more - children or partner?
:eek: Parental love - you may be doing it wrong.
Why did you get married?
Ever known someone who owns a Ferrari?
Yes, and she was my ticket to a better life. 
Georgia porno tax to fund teen hooker rescue
Financial Crisis
**Things That Are Embarrassing To Share…
Deviant Use of Star Wars Toys **
Well, I think we’ve all Done Things with the Metal Bikini Princess Leia[sup]TM[/sup] Action-Figure.
** Separation of bodily elimination acts
A new model that predicts no Big Bang**
Comes in handy when you visit a public restroom.
What is an easy song to learn to sing?
I’m out of sticks and carrots.
It’s the sequel to “I’ve Got No Strings.”
** Can someone recommend a good exercise for me
Man with baseball bat versus wolf**
The running away part is especially good cardio.
** Help! Gotta hang a 30-lb mirror, and need some advice
Do I need a will?
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Yes. With a strong enough Will, you’ll find a Way.
** Sexual problem
Help! Gotta hang a 30-lb mirror, and need some advice
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Are you a Severe Narcissist?
** What is autonomy?
I don’t even know how to respond to this…
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Do it on your own!
**Costa Concordia Shipwreck Trial: Five Guilty
I must be guilty of something
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Don’t feel that you have to belong to everything.
**Did Anyone Ever Operate An Old Fashioned Cash Register?
Financial Crisis
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** How do you argue against someones dogma [axiom–not necessarily religious]?
Red isn’t green
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[John Cleese] Yes it is! [/John Cleese]
** Best Way to Spend Casino Winnings
Bikini car washes
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“But we just washed you car! Again!”
** You seldom get a set-up like this IRL
Pope Francis says not having children is selfish
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You’re right – you don’t get a perfect set-up like that very often.