** Meteor explosion/strike near Auckland
I must be guilty of something**
I am so not getting on the same plane with you.
Leaffan: " Countdown to Colonoscopy!"
**Leaffan: “So, I lost my damn glasses” **
Have you looked in … :eek:
** When did you become self-aware?
Do you shower every day?**
The other bus passengers went out of their way to make me self-aware. 
Things that are Embarrassing to Share…
The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread
Embarrassing one minute, shared with the Dope the next.
Meteor explosion/strike near Auckland
Kidney stone is bigger
:eek:
**Roommate with Guns
Welcome to Conoy Township (Pennsylvania): THIS IS NOT A GUN-FREE ZONE
**
Need a roomie?
**I just moved to Philadelphia
Countdown to colonoscopy!**
Roommate with Guns
Kidney stone is bigger.
Moral: Never bring a gun to a kidney stone fight.
** Gah! Mattress buying sucks.
Pope Francis says not having children is selfish**
Oh alright, we’ll get the Sleep Number bed and set your side to “Fertile”.
**Pope Francis says not having children is selfish
No Big Bang?! **
Sure, but you’d better not wear protection…
** Spooning / Cuddling and the pain
I’m out of sticks and carrots.**
So much for vegan S&M.
Why shouldn’t people have to pay for shopping bags?
Original Sin
That’s right people; This problem goes all the way back to Adam and Eve.
A new model that predicts no Big Bang
…and of course in Canada, the whole thing’s flip-flopped!
The FIRST Twilight Zone episode you saw
Learning to Play Harmonica
Trust me, Rod Serling could make even that scary.
**I just moved to Philadelphia
I must be guilty of something **
On the Forums page:
Back Doors
Original Sin
**I just drilled a hole through my thumb
I must be guilty of something
**
Stupidity isn’t actually a crime.
There’s nothing original about that…
Coffee Grounds Down Kitchen Sink?
How long for the Cone of Shame?
First offence? Just a couple of days. But she should unblock the sink, too.
** Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman
Songs that make transgender reference…
**
“Bruce …[dum dum DUM]
You’ll be a woman … soon”
**New copy of Magna Carta found!
Got something cool that only true aficionados recognize? **
Separated by one:
** Anyone superstitious about Friday the 13th?
I just drilled a hole through my thumb **