Do you eat more chicken, than any man ever seen?
I just drilled a hole through my thumb
Why should I Listen to 432hz Music?
It drowns out the screaming.
**I must be guilty of something
Spanking the horse: Not an idiom, still a crime **
** I must be guilty of something
I just drilled a hole through my thumb
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Incompetance? Clumsiness?
** Job market in veterinary medicine
Do I need a will?**
If the job requires giving rectal exams to hyenas, then it wouldn’t be a bad idea.
** Did you get shot and died, or did you get shot and lived?
Can you have worms in your nose**
Usually that’s a bad prognostic sign.
** Does anyone actually win anything from recipt surveys?
Back Doors
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Congratulations! You win!
Here’s your Back Door.
Don’t put it in the front doorway, or it violates the agreement.
**Steps to take for dealing with neighbor’s aggressive dog?
I’m out of sticks and carrots.
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Need Answer Fast!
**How to punish douchebags who stop over pedestrian crossings?
Bubba: Who is he and why is he so rapey?
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Back Doors
Is Lard OK to use, again?
What discontinued items do you miss?
I’m out of sticks and carrots.
Why should I Listen to 432hz Music?
I must be guilty of something
You’re guilty of listening to non-432-Hz music, you heretic. Retune or face the consequences!
**How to punish douchebags who stop over pedestrian crossings?
Roommate with Guns **
**How to clean virus from computer?
Back Doors **
Hey, NSA guys, as long as you’re in there you think you could do something about all that malware?
She’s never the one to initiate text.
All these years after the sexual revolution.
**How Timothy Leary is thought of in the mainstream psychology community?
The Imperial Presidency **
WOW!
** Well Dayumn! Gay Marriage is now Legal in Alabama
Charles Manson is getting married! **
Double WOW!
** Anyone superstitious about Friday the 13th?
New Jehovah’s Witness proselytizing method? **
Become a JW or suffer a godly punishment on Friday the 13th?
** I just moved to Philadelphia
So, I lost my damned glasses
I just drilled a hole through my thumb**
There, there. Would you like to buy my 76ers tickets?
The politically correct campaign against the word “retarded”
What Nickname Would You Give Your State?
This is about New Jersey, right?
Kidney stone is bigger.
Countdown to colonoscopy!
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Why I avoid MPSIMS. :eek: