Why did you get married?
Backing up a large music collection
She’s got HUGE caches of RAM!
Sequential from my cable TV lineup:
Animals in Love
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
How hard would it be to stab yourself to death?
decades old mystery
No one is brave enough to find out.
** How long should you wait to have sex with someone whose had a traumatic exp?
All these years after the sexual revolution.**
Well, revolutions are traumatic. Better wait another decade until the dust settles.
In reverse order:
Special things your parents taught you
I must be guilty of something
**This thread was started Feb. 14, 2015! Do Not Zombie!
February makes us shiver with each new rant it delivers
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**All these years after the sexual revolution.
Do we have less compassion for the poor? **
“The poor? Ah, fuck 'em.”
** What conditions get you labeled as 4-F in the military
Egg-laying vertebrates and calcium carbonate**
“I have a hereditary calcium deficiency which makes my eggs unusually fragile, and I will need a special egg-sitter while on duty.” "NEXT!!!"
**My mother hosted Mitt Romney for dinner
Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee. **
Are ones 50s a scary time in life
Antiques
Get off my lawn, you kids!
**Recommend some dog training educational materials?
I’m out of sticks and carrots.
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Oh, so you’re Old School, then?
**Is Steve Martin a time traveler?
Got my eye on some 20 year old cheddar **
I’d rather he brought back some mint-condition baseball cards, but whatever floats your boat…
My friend has never watched Seinfeld: What should we start with?
Got my eye on some 20 year old cheddar
That sixth season was nothing if not cheesy…
**Special things your parents taught you
Unrequited Love **
Whoa. That’s pretty harsh.
“I wuv you Mommy!”
“Beat it, kid, or I’m getting a restraining order.”
** If the Dinosaurs Hadn’t Been Wiped Out?
Love, Love, Love!**
“Well Bob, traffic is backed up on I-80 west for 20 miles, due to a pair of Stegosauruses fornicating in the center lane.”
**What discontinued items do you miss?
I’m out of sticks and carrots.
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When did they discontinue carrot sticks?
** Got something cool that only true aficionados recognize?
We Have Pigeon Eggs
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**Teacher resigns After Reading This REALLY RAUNCHY Poem In Freshman Math Class
Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee.
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**Fat women and yoga pants/spandex
I’m out of sticks and carrots.
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Make up your own story.
(The “sticks and carrots” thread title is The Gift That Keeps On Giving.)
Knife Advice
Looking for input on when to euthanize a cat
I think you’re more in need of input on how to… :eek:
** Fat women and yoga pants/spandex
Unique employer benefits?**
Thanks, but I’d rather have an extra vacation day.
** Why are men attracted to ‘attractive’ women?
Simple math/physics question **
Yep. Especially the “bodies in motion” part.