The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread

Beneful dog food.
I’m out of sticks and carrots.

You could try meat. I hear dogs like meat.

Name of “unnumbered end note” style?
Milk

The name of “numbered end note” style is cheese.

What are the conservative arguments against single payer health care?
The problem I have with the singularity

That’s really why the Swamp Adder bit Dr. Grimesby Roylott of Stoke Moran – it was his habit of feeding it milk that gave it salmonella, and it blamed him.
That, and the damned piping was driving it nuts. Even though it couldn’t hear it.

Milk
What’s in jet fuel?

Additives for a hundred, Alex?

** Well this is a new reason to be up at night

Bitter cold!
**
Sadly, this is true, especially up here in the self-proclaimed Hub of the Universe.

**What should I do with extra money that’s piling up?

Don’t Buy Gold **

**What should I do with this Tilapia I’ve got sitting in my fridge?

Oscar carping

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Tilapia AND Carp?
it’s a Fish Fest!
Must be Lent.

** I’m getting a colonoscopy! Yay?
And now, an octopus frightening a crab.**

Reality TV just keeps sliding downhill.

**Weed is legal in DC
Well this is a new reason to be up at night **

What should I do with extra money that’s piling up?
Don’t buy gold.

** The Toronto Tunnel Speculation Thread
I’m getting a colonoscopy! Yay?**

So what are they going to find up your “Toronto Tunnel”, then?

** Inadvertent Pavloving
I’m out of sticks and carrots.**

Raw meat is a terrific training tool, if you don’t mind slipping on the drool.

Well this is a new reason to be up at night
I’m getting a colonoscopy! Yay?

'I’m like an upside-down volcano in heah!" [/Big Bang Theory]

** What is the difference between Methodists and Presbyterians?
Is it possible to keep a human head alive with no body attached?**

This hasn’t worked in the usual denominations, but there’s been limited success in a subset of born-again Christians (e.g. Pat Robertson).

The drama across the street.
Iran Bombs a Replica of a US Aircraft Carrier

That can’t be good for your property values…

**And now, an octopus frightening a crab.
The drama across the street. **

My neighborhood is weird.

What should I do with extra money that’s piling up?
Suggestions for Flat Things

You could get something flat! Like a kite! Or Kansas!

Can I get some good thoughts/prayers for my mom?
“Oh, I can’t tonight, I have to wash my hair.” What?

What is the average lifespan of various races in star trek
Leonard Nimoy has died

Notes data point for ‘Vulcan’

(Too soon?)

** Well this is a new reason to be up at night
Bitter cold! **

Too cold to sleep