**Strange things you’ve found
Mmp! Mmp! Mmp!
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“Why, that’s the jest of it! When he raided the lab he was half-deaf with the noise from Outside, and never noticed what was in the floor! Not fed for a month, ye say? Ye be modest, sir. Those things have been buried in those pits two centuries gone!”
**Measles more dangerous than you thought.
Mmp! Mmp! Mmp!
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Mmps are still pretty dangerous, too.
**Do Any New Cars Still Have The Following?
Spell check fail
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Not mine, unfortunately.
** Why’s it so hard to fire something into the sun?
Pop up sprinkler heads
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Every time our rocket gets close to the sun, the sprinkler heads pop up and push us away from it!
** Saw a man cut in half, everything spilling, alive, alert for a long time…how?
Measles more dangerous than you thought.
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That’s the worst case of measles I ever saw!
I’ve been waiting for this pair:
** Humble brag, my butt. It’s worse than a braggity brag
Veterinarian brags about killing a cat
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These were separated by one, but I just couldn’t help myself:
**It’s “Ride Your Bike To Work Week”!
Waco biker war **
I think I’ll pass on Bike to Work Week this year.
** Shopping center names no one uses
It’s all over**
Our Anchor Stores Are Dying and The Mall White People Don’t Go To Any More also seem to have fallen out of favor. Go figure.
Men’s obsession with women’s breasts
Is this rape? (Don’t Need Answer Fast)
It’s rude to stare, but I wouldn’t go so far as to call it “rape”.
IMHO Forum
It’s our lifestyle! (Man walks woman on leash in mall)
GrumpyBunny
My housetrained dog suddenly won’t pee or poop outside
aprilgirl317
Cleanup in Aisle 10
Today’s the day a planetary alignment was supposed to cause a 9.8 earthquake in California
What’s the most comfortable office chair
I want to be comfy for the quake.
Ask the guy who’s just been shopping in Denver pot stores
Adventures in grocery shopping