**Could someone else have been buried in Grant’s tomb? Teacher made boy cried.
Miguel de Cervantes’ coffin possibly found **
** inflatable unicorn horn for cats
There is such a thing as a professional cat circus. Here it is
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** I am curious about naturism…
Would you turn in a stranger for a petty crime? **
If I see you naked on the buffet line at Golden Corral, you can count on my calling 911.
**What if Frodo had died at Weathertop?
Tolkien criticism
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**Would anyone like to do a Valentine’s Day Exchange?
Popping Your Cherry with the MMP **
What if Frodo had died at Weathertop?
Great story songs.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned from live to dead! Brave, brave, brave, Brave sir Frodo!
** Things other people are picky about, but you don’t care.
Save 20,000 people from extermination, or prevent a mass “cure” (by mindrape) of gays?**
Ask me again after the Super Bowl.
**We Have Pigeon Eggs
Sweet Merciful Jesus!! Aren’t there laws against this?
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**The “squirting” debate
Teacher pepper-sprayed while talking on the phone **
** Countdown to colonoscopy!
Went to Stonehenge yesterday**
You know, Stonehenge is not the best place to be when the Miralax kicks in…
**Countdown to colonoscopy!
Another missing Asian airliner **
And you think you’ll find it WHERE?
Vaginal steaming
Would anyone like to do a Valentine’s Day Exchange?
Musings on a box of crackers
Favorite existentialist philosopher
I believe it was Friedrich Nabisco who said, ‘The individual is free to choose his cracker topping, but he is also responsible for the results. Still, everything fits when it sits on a Ritz.’
** Things other people are picky about, but you don’t care.
Poll: On which side are your saltines buttered?**
You butter them on the unsalted side? Why you…you monster!!!
Indisputably true things which aren’t true
Vaginal steaming
**Advanced metal detecting
Chrome doing weird shit again **
**Raise the Gas Tax. A Lot.
A proposal for lower health care costs **
“It’ll put the screws to the Saudis and the Iranians and the Venezuelans; it’ll help with the federal budget deficits; and people will have to walk more, which will be good for their health! It’s a win-win-win proposal!”
Okaaaayyyy…so that happened.
Went to Stonehenge yesterday
I leaned against one of the sarsens, and… Well, have you ever played with dominos? :smack:
A classic car as a daily driver?
this is for all racists
Countdown to colonoscopy!
I am getting married!
That’s some interesting role-playing you’re into.
New cars with fake engine sounds
Sweet Merciful Jesus!! Aren’t there laws against this?
Calm down. They don’t sound that bad.