**There are rules. One is YOU DON’T MESS WITH A PERSON’S CAR!
I’m quitting smoking, too. **
Okay, I understand this has been a tough week for you.
** Winter is very mild
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Definition of a “Poonado”
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Separated by one. And not entirelky accurate, but interesting:
**Who was the biological father of Michael Jackson’s kids?
“Black parents give birth to white baby”
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Winter is very mild
** I just watched “Alien” for the first time
Happy ending, but we know better
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No Comment
**Things that you’ve read/seen that you wish you hadn’t?
I just watched “Alien” for the first time
**
** Blizzard in Boston, what can we expect?
Toilet Problems**
Frozen logs?
** Euthanasia for non-terminally-ill patients
Chicken upsets stomach if cooked with lid?**
Euthanasia is my go-to remedy when I run out of Pepto-Bismol.
**Stupid religious question
Should I spend the extra money? **
No, put it back in the collection plate where you found it.
Our goldfish committed suicide!
Indisputably true things which aren’t true
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A Very Special Vacation Opportunity **
“Oh, look, honey–downed power lines!” “Oooh–it’s so magical they way they spark like that!”
**Things other people are picky about, but you don’t care.
Criminal Post Conviction Releif from a Void Judgment
**
“Eh, sentence me or don’t - it’s all good.”
** What? Genetic sexual attraction
Little things that you are irrationally picky about**
Nice TATA box ya got there, honey.
Tell Me About Pittsburgh, Then…
Help us to drill a new water well.
How about I tell you about Pittsburgh while I help you drill a new well?
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Tell Me About Pittsburgh, Then… **
Fucking U.S. Government
How on EARTH is Dean Koontz a published author?
**Vital Records… are they public?
How does this “mind-reading” trick work? **
** Effects of Prednisone
RSS spam ghosts**
“Some users have also experienced goldfish suicides, inflated unicorn horns and poonados. Talk to your doctor to see if Prednisone is right for you.”
My neighbor, Mr. Ohseedee
The drama across the street.
**Popping Your Cherry with the MMP
Sweet Merciful Jesus!! Aren’t there laws against this? **
Only if it wasn’t consensual.
**Dean Koontz’s Frankenstein series (spoilers)
How on EARTH is Dean Koontz a published author?**
Now you tell me!