For any of you who have been reading the Bad POT trip thread someone has actually requested that i post some of the Great Book o’ Quotes. Well, unfortunately, many of them are in-jokes (actually, they’re beyond in jokes as we were the ones who made them and we don’t even get some of them). Anyway… i will post a few as a warning to those who don’t have the good sense to keep their mouths shut during a session… enjoy…
These begin somewhere around Last March (Names have been deleated to protect the guilty):
“Man…he’s like some kind flaky pastry that only got half baked…”
“Man… I don’t wanna suck on that” (after being offered a water bottle)
“Yeah man… that’s how they do it in Norwegia” (don’t ask what we thought they did in Norwegia…)
“YEP! That apple’s on FIRE!” (Yes, and i’m not sure why, but it was)
“You idiot! Look at your self!” (Long story…)
“CHOCK-o-LATE! I like CHOOOOOOOOOOCK-O-LATE” (the man liked his Chocolate)
Question: “Man… What happened to you?”
Reply: “I… I… No rememberage…” (I can’t remember what happened with this one, although I do recall a lot of people falling down all about the same time…)
“Man, this stabs the back of my throat” (said while “Baptizing” a Jay)
(Said by the girlfriend of a friend while she was holding a steak knife): YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKIN WEIRD! YOU’RE GONNA DIE (to a friend who had been tied to a surf board’s safety strap… again, a long story) YOU’RE WEIRD (to the guy sitting next to me) AND YOU’RE EVEN WEIRDER THEN WEIRD!!" (I, apparently, am a pretty weird guy)
(Said bare moments later as we begged her to put the friggin steak knife away): YOU GUYS ARE THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF MELODRAMATIC RETARDS EVER! (what can I say… I now know fear.)
“Yeah man, he has wild sex! His girlfriend’s FRENCH!” (I don’t remember but I’m pretty I shook the mans hand…)
“It’s a Zen thing, you’re going to be happy, you just don’t know it yet”
“I’m gonna get some CANDY (very, very excited) YEAH!!!” (and it was some damn good candy…)
“I am J---- the light blocker!”
“Man, you can’t tell me things like that now… but you already did…YOU BASTARD!”
“Do Star Cabbage count?” (some of these I just don’t know about)
“M—, are you alright man?” (sound of dry heaves) “man… you know what you need? some snow man” (further dryheaves) “you want some snow dude?” (impressive dryheaveing)"cause there’s snow every where dude, all over the place… this went on for the better part of an hour…
Seeing as this book was written in my handwriting moments after these things were said, and seeing as some of these are my own (showing I was in no condition to write things down, many of them are totally illegible. I’m not sure if the ones that survived make any sense, but you must keep in mind that for something to Make the Book it had to seem incredibly funny at the time. Also, many were lost because I was laughing too hard to write them down when they were said, and then forgot what it was I had been laughing at… up in smoke, as it were…
Anyway, hope you enjoy some of them at least (Hope you’re not too let down BornDodgy)
Later later!
Upham