Unfortunately, I read this thread…
Fortunately…
WTF happened here? Let’s try backing up about 12 hours in RCracer’s story and have a restart of this game.
RCracer goes into a bar at 10pm Saturday night.
Fortunately, his favorite song was blasting on the jukebox and a cutie was dancing by herself to the music.
Unfortunately, he realized that he had forgotten to change out of his clown suit…
Fortunately, the clown shoes make it look like he has big feet, which means…
Unfortunately, the cutie (as well as everyone else at the bar) know better than to trust stereotypes.
Fortunately, another cutie dressed like a clown (for an unknown reason) came into the bar, spotted me and walked over to me.
Unfortunately, she turned out to be a recently escaped mental patient. She starts rambling about how the universe will collapse on itself in one hundred billion years if we don’t WARN SOMEBODY and you get bored…
Fortunately, one hundred billion years is a LONG LONGLONG time and the human race will probably all be dead by then so there’s no need to worry
Unfortunately, the guys in white suits arrive in time to snag their patient and decide to take the guy dressed in a clown suit at a bar on Saturday night along with them for good measure. His monstrous clown shoes are left behind for everybody else to enjoy.
Fortunately, the bartender is superstitious about clown shoes and decides that their presence is a sign that everyone in the bar should get a free round.
Unfortunately, my brain is tested on for any signs of sanity leading to a very painful five years in which at the end of them I am permanently brain-damaged for the rest of my life because some idiot went and dropped his hammer in their, accidentally of course…not on purpose, no…they wouldn’t do that…
Fortunately, he is left with enough brain power to post to the SDMB.
Unfortunately, one day he walks under a crane with a high powered magnet that rips the hammer right out of his head.
Fortunately, a pack of dogs is nearby and lick the massive head wound until their saliva coagulates his blood and his life is spared. He regains approximately half of his mental facilities but forgets his password to the message board.
Unfortunately he was practically incapable of doing hardly anything else
Fortunately RCracer had remembered to write down his password on the back of his hand so that he remembers.
unfortunately he cant rememeber what those weird letters relate to on that thing in front of him with lots of odd symbols on it
Fotunately my computer was told to remember my password so that I don’t need to remember it.
Unfortunately, he no longer remembers what a “computer” is, or what one might use it for.
Fortunately my parents me a copy of “A severely brain-damaged idiot’s guide to computers” in which I don’t need to read it because it reads it out to me, and I was easily able to understand and remember nearly every word of it.
Woops, that should say “Fortunately my parents bought me a copy of…”
unfortunately the few words you didnt understand were those relating to turning your computer on