Oh great! And I had just cued up my Wizard of Oz soundtrack to play “Ding, Dong! the Witch is Dead.” j/k!!! Glad you’re back amongst the living!
Who wants to spearhead the collection to get umkay a, “I died and came back to life and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” T-shirt?
Glad you’re still kicking, umkay.
What a twisted, pathetic, sick fuck that guy/gal is.
If you’re not dead… Then whose body is that?!
Are you going to change your sn to Zomby Umkay?
I’ll take it! As long as it’s not coconut, I hate coconut.
Ooh! I’ll take the coconut pie!
I’m very happy to see this thread.
Who does a sick thing like that?
“I died on the Dope.”
Or how about a gift subscription/membership to the Dope? That way she can have a custom sig-line. Maybe something like, “I’m umkay / you’re notokay”?
[Dr. Zoidberg]What? Too soon?[/D.Z.]
d&r
nice username/post combo -
Thats good for the front of the shirt - need to add a sign to the back of her chair that says “wwwoooooooosh”
Sooo… We gonna get this wake under way or what?
i bought some boooze and some zombie brain cupcakes http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/zombie-brain-cupcakes
Hands the first glass to **Umkay **: what would you like?
Okaaaaay.
I had read part of your thread but never posted in it. But the Umkay is dead thread sort of set off my bullshit meter. I started to think the entire thing was a prank.
Glad you are back and I’m glad you’re not fake.
Now that other poster…
The wake would be way cool. I’d love to go. I’d fear, though, that that TSF would show up and lurk amongst us. (TSF = twisted, sick f___)
But then that would contradict what I said in another thread, that we should only focus on the good and positive things, and not on the few TSFs in this world. So, screw it, let’s do it!
Wake for umkay: I’m in. I’ll bring the jello shots! Give me enough advanced notice, though, as I’m coming from Nor Cal.
We’ve had one that was bigger and lasted longer, but don’t ask about it. It was THAT anger-provoking and embarrassing. And hilarious, but don’t ask about it.
umkay, I am happy that you are feeling better. Or feeling worse, since pain is Nature’s way of telling you that you are alive. (trying to figure that out) Okay, I’m just glad you are alive.
Love those cupcakes!! Did you use real zombie brains?
What was it exactly that set off your bullshit meter? I’m guessing it might have been my “brother” posting on a thread I’d already said a few times he didn’t know about, before I’ve been “dead” even 24 hours? Yeah, I bet it was that. 
And that’s one of the things that pissed me off so bad about this dipshit. He/she made it look like I was a fucking drama queen, and cast a weird light on my whole time here.
Yes, I’m real. Yes, I’m alive. No, I’m not a drama queen. And I’m probably going to be around here (the Dope, Earth) a good, long time.
** OF COURSE** fresh from the farm….the body farm…
please note that that was just a picture i got through google. Not cupcakes hand dug up by me. cool though yes?
Personally, I was suspicious because nothing you wrote indicated that you were anything other than perfectly healthy. Remember - I have a brother with a similar issue. He won’t be dropping dead tomorrow for no reason, either.
Kudos to the docs who revived you. Too bad you can no longer remember your brother who posted here.
Holy crap what a day! I’d been thinking about umkay and what a tragedy to loose someone so young and so vibrant. Then I get back on and find this!
Big happy dance for umkay!
(Massive crap sandwich for notokay. - that thread screwed with my brain for hours today you stupid turdblossom. I hope your house gets infested with fleas and spiders!)