The Fucking Moron Club of the SDMB

Square pi?

I often post parody song lyrics, bad puns and references to 70’s punk bands. Surely that qualifies me…? :slight_smile:

What was this thread about again?

I’m in!

I shall recommend an initation for all new fucking morons:

Forced ingestion of Fawn Pie! Oh hell, let’s throw in some felching for good measure.

Pie are squared?

Hey, a fucking moron would not get that joke… am I kicked out?

I’m in.

But I’ll leave for $500 in two years. And pie.

Why do you hate fucking morons?

Pie are round!

Oh, come on…somebody had to do it!

Why am I thinking of a vampire deer who bakes pies?

Cornbread are square.

Can a Moderator join this club?

  1. Fucking…
  2. Moron…
  3. Hi Opal.

Seriously, I think my position should be clear. Member!

Fucking Moron Club? In that case Hail to your king! Bring pie.

I dunno. Does calling people squares make you a fucking moron? ''Cause I’m thinking maybe it means that you never get any

This thread is increasing by leaps and boundaries! I’m so excited I could screw a horse.

In other news, I am happy that drunk posting is allowed, because I am doing it… maybe!

God I am a fucking moron! CATHARSIS time baby!

Are you okay? Like, for real?

Cathart away! Cart hats away? Something like that.

I’m fine; I just got a little excited. I’m new to posting on this board and tend to be very narcisstic, so any time a thread I make becomes popular I almost die with orga… I am very happy. I am grateful for your concern.

Back to the show! Fucking morons…

You’re not supposed to talk about it!

Gosh!

Fucking moron!

Yes, but you’ll have to start at the bottom as a Hand-Holding Moron. Eventually, you can work your way up to Kissing Moron, and then Heavy-Petting Moron. After that, you’ll be a Fucking Moron before you know it.

Welcome Aboard!