The "funnest iPod ever." Dear God.

We have plenty of grammar and style pickypants Dopers around here; we really don’t need one more.

Well, yes we do.

I just got an email from Apple touting its iPod touch. It is …

THE FUNNEST iPOD EVER.

Name of GOD. I have purchased an Apple product (an iMac), and my husband has the new iPhone. We are intelligent people who appreciate the intelligent design :wink: of the Apple product line.

And yet … I am subjected to “the FUNNEST iPod.” To quote Lina Lamont, "I keeeeent STANNIT!!’

What… do you think there’s a funner one out there somewhere?

This has GOT to be a whoosh. Right? Please?

I read something today - for the life of me I can’t remember where except that it wasn’t a 16 year old’s blog - it was some newspaper. And the writer used the word “majorly” in a news story. Not quoting anyone, just out there like that.

I had to look, and damn if Merriam-Webster doesn’t have it in there.

What’s a matter? Can’t think different?

Edit: The Globe & Mail had the taste to put “funnest” in quotes, and the restraint to refrain from explicitly calling Mr. Jobs an ass.

The move to adjective has gone so far in the USA

Think Funner.

Amo, Amas, Funnerest

I mean, my god, it is like totally the funnest Ipod EVAH! It’s like, you know, super fun! Cha!

Fun, funner, funnest, even funnerest, funnest ever.

The word ‘fun’ now has no meaning to me. If I wasn’t reading it in this thread, I’d be suspecting myself of just making it up.

Funny how that is. :wink:

Yeh, I first read it as ‘Funniest iPod Ever.’ And I was all like, bwah?! Then after I read it over for the eighth time, I realized it was ‘Funnest’. Then the neurons in my brain all atomized at the same time and left me on the floor bleeding from my head-holes.

Same here. That was weird.

It’s supposed to be “FUNNEST IpOD EVER”? Stupid cAps loCk!

I misread the thread title and subconsciously made a real word. Consequently, I ended up coming into this thread expecting a story about an iPod with nothing but Mitch Hedberg on it.