I can’t stand the suspense
The funniest joke I ever heard was told by Steve Martin over 20 years ago at one of his concerts
He comes out and does his schick(Excuuuuuse Meeee stuff) then the lights go down and after the crowd quiets down he starts talking softly
He says I wasn’t going to do this show tonight because two days ago my girlfriend died(at this point no one in the room knows if this is leading to a joke or not)
We went to a party in her car and had a great time but after a while I noticed she was drinking too much and told her hon I think I should take the keys…she told me she was fine and not to worry
An hour later after several more drinks I asked for the keys again and she told me she’s fine and quit bugging her about the damn keys
Some time after that as we were getting ready to leave I told her I have to insist on taking the keys…you are in no condition to drive but she swore at me and said she was perfectly fine to drive
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So I shot her
I tell you when he gave the punch line there was not a sound in the room for about 5 seconds then POW everyone laughed their asses off(NO one saw that coming) then he went into his Happy Feet routine and continued with the show
BTW He also had one of THE funniest fart jokes but for the love of God I can’t remember it…I just know it was the best one ever
So Chavardz was it worth the wait?
Rereading the joke I can hear SM telling the joke and I can’t help grinning like a loon even now after all this time but I don’t know if it translates all that well written down if you haven’t heard him SAYING the words
Sorry to disapoint you old boy, but no, it wasn’t.
Sorry to dissapoint you old boy, but no, it wasn’t.
I did not press submit twice, my evil twin did.
Naughty limerick (aren’t the best ones naughty?)
There once was a guy from Lent
Whose dick was so long it bent
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming he went