From The Twelve Chairs by Mel Brooks, spoken by Dom DeLouise:
“Ya, ya ya! Ya, ya, ya!”
{pause}
“Oh, Boys…?”
And:
“Epilepsy, my friends! The same disease that struck down our beloved Dostoyevsky! Give so he might live! Give til it hurts!”
“Well you’re pretty sure of yourself, ain’t ya Virgil?
Virgil. That’s a funny name for a negro boy who comes from Philadelphia! What do they call you up there?”
“They call me MISTER TIBBS!”***
From * “In the Heat of the Night”* with Sidney Poitier as Detective Virgil Tibbs, and Rod Steiger as Sheriff Gillespie.
Got it.
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Hudson: “That’s it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?”
julius caesar (rome mini-series): “i didn’t know he existed until he didn’t.”
See, that’s a not a great line at all. It’s a great scene, but taken out of context, it’s meaningless.
From Homer vs Dignity:
Homer has hung on to some money at the end of an episode for once, and Lisa is gently trying to prod him into using it for charitable purposes.
Lisa: “You know, Dad, there are a lot of poor children out there…”
Slow, slow comprehension crawls over Homer’s face.
Homer: “I see what you’re saying, Lisa. … I should … buy …a…gun.”
Reminds me of another of my favorite Simpson’s lines;
Lisa is at a jazz concert, and after the show a man sitting near her is grumbling with disappointment. And Lisa says something like, “You also have to listen to the notes she didn’t play.” And the man replies, “I couldda done that at home.”
From The Big Lebowski:
Maude and The Dude are watching the beginning of “Logjammin’”, a cheap porno.
*(In “Logjammin’”) Karl Hungus, cable repairman at the door: “My dispatcher says there’s something wrong with the cable?”
(In “Logjammin’”) Bunny Lajoya: “Yea, come on in.”*
…snip…
Maude, with disdain: “The story is ludicrous… Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.”
The Dude: …“He fixes the cable?”
From Eating Raul, the movie where they lure swingers to their apartment for sex but kill them for their cash (with a frying pan)The “client” has asked for a doctor/operating type scene.
“Scalpel”
“Forceps”
“Frying pan” BONG!
“Oh well look at it this way, if you’ld done what he wanted he would have died anyway!”
Another one from The Simpsons:
Bart is is sitting in a biology class, and speaks enthusiastically about genetic engineering producing a money-human hybrid to serve his needs as an unquestioning slave. Mrs Krabapple tells him to forget it because to produce such a creature woiuld be to play God.
Bart: "God, schmod. I want my monkey-boy!"
That’s exactly how I feel about the whole genetic engineering debate. I want to see some of these wonders before I die, so get on with it!