Well, I guess you’re really fucked.
One of my favorites, from Deadwood:
Ellsworth: I’ll tell you what: I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker.
Also from Full Metal Jacket: “What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?”
My son used call Ermey “Numbnuts” whenever he saw something Mail Call related on TV.
I had to dirty this up because the site I found it on had it *&^#@æ… out.
Clarence Worley: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: What?
Clarence Worley: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: No.
Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
I think that we should use reverse rules for “Deadwood”: find a quote without profanity or verbal abuse.
Hey up there, too bad!
More from Deadwood:
Trixie: Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy.
Ellsworth: Well’m, I’ve got myself a working gold claim.
Joanie Stubbs: Well, sir, is that a damn fact?
Ellsworth: A hell of a working gold claim, and if we knew each other better I’d throw “fucking” in there somewhere.
Joanie Stubbs: If you did I’d try to catch it.
Ellsworth: A working fucking gold claim, Joanie, and thank you for allowing me my full range of expression.
Tom Nuttall: My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me… suck cock by choice.
And my favorite:
Reverend Smith: When I read the Scriptures, I do not feel Christ’s love as I used to.
Calamity Jane: Aw, is that so? That is too bad! Join the fuckin’ club of most of us!
And that’s not even covering Al Swearengen.
The old ones are the best…
The History of Herodotus
440 B.C.E
Its not exactly South Park, but its vulgar enough that alot on translations sanitize to an unspecified “unseemly gesture” (and hence totally ruining one of the ealiest recorded jokes in human history 
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Doctor Cox, on Scrubs:
“Lady, people aren’t chocolates. Do you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.”
Peter O’Toole chewing the scenery in The Stunt Man:
Eli Cross: How many feet of film are left in that camera, Gabe?
Gabe: Thirty-three.
Eli: Goddamn your fucking eyes. How dare you yell cut on my set?
Henry: What the hell, Eli? Thirty-three feet is nothing–
Eli: It was twenty-two seconds, Henry. In twenty-two seconds, I could break your fucking spine. In twenty-two seconds, I could pinch your head off like a fucking insect and spin it all over the fucking pavement. In twenty-two seconds, I could put twenty-two bullets inside your ridiculous gut. What I seem unable to do in twenty-two seconds is to keep you from fucking up my film!
“Fuck you, you fucking fuck.”
I can never remember where that came from, though.
Trainspotting,
“Who (pronounced he-you) the fuck are you (yeeeww)?” Begbie in the bar after he tossed the glass off the balcony and cut the woman’s head.
IMDB quotes: *The L Word *- 2004
Al Pacino goes off on Kevin Spacey from Glenngarry Glen Ross:
You fucking child.
Huh…I’ve never even seen that show and I could’ve sworn that the quote came from a movie. Thanks!
Two quotes from ‘In Bruges’
Also from Deadwood, I forget the context, but the sheriff, whose name I also forget, was intensely pissed off, picked up a guy he’d knocked to the ground, and snarled “I will motherfuck you!”
Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken in True Romance.
Hopper knows he’s dead, so he goes out like a field mouse flipping off the eagle that’s about to slaughter him.
Clifford Worley: You’re Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things… about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here’s a fact I don’t know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It’s a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin’ through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don’t believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.
Coccotti: Yes…
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin’ with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That’s why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it’s absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this…
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley: No, I’m, no, I’m quoting… history. It’s written. It’s a fact, it’s written.
Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid… now, if that’s a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you’re part eggplant.
Vincenzo Coccotti:[laughing] You’re a cantaloupe.
[shoots Cliff in the face]
I haven’t killed anybody since 1984. Goddamn his soul to burn for eternity in fucking hell for making me get my hands dirty.