Naw, he rose to ex-sargeant
Huh. They might swear less, but a good chunk of Always Sunny is certainly more obscene than most of this thread.
“DB, my man, you got tossed into the right dumpster.”
Mr. Garrison, from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut:
“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t get in a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t pick up the phone, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
DON’T FUCKING ROLL!! Shomer shabbos!
The all-time classic - from Clerks.:
‘Happy-Scrappy’ Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what’re you looking for?
‘Happy-Scrappy’ Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Uh, once second. I’m on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure they got it.
‘Happy-Scrappy’ Mom: 'Kay.
Randal Graves: What’s it called again?
‘Happy-Scrappy’ Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
‘Happy-Scrappy’ Kid: Happy Scrappy!
‘Happy-Scrappy’ Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I’d like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: “Whispers in the Wind”, “To Each His Own”, “Put It Where It Doesn’t Belong”, “My Pipes Need Cleaning”, “All Tit-Fucking Volume 8”, “I Need Your Cock”, “Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers”, “My Cunt and Eight Shafts”, “Cum Clean”, “Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts”, “Cum Buns III”, “Cumming in Socks”, “Cum On Eileen”, “Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum”, “Girls Who Crave Cock”, “Girls Who Crave Cunt”, “Men Alone II: The KY Connection”, “Pink Pussy Lips”, oh, yeah, and, uh, “All Holes Filled with Hard Cock”. Yup. Oh, wait a minute. Uh, what was that called again?
Damn, just missed the edit window - I just saw on review that Krokodil posted the Happy Scrappy Hero Pup bit on page 1. But it’s so damn funny it deserves to be posted twice. Yeah. . .