I see green dots in my sleep
testing my dot.
Whoa! Dude, your dot don’t look so good…
It’s this sickly shade of brownish-yellow, with flecks of white and red.
You really should see somebody about that.
waitaminute
::scratches screen::
[sub]nevermind[/sub]
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…or how I learned to quit worrying and love the Green Dot.
Don’t mind me, just checkin’ out my dot.
Yay no green dot! Mercy buckets. 
Thanks for hte link, Derleth; will check that out when I have time.
When I hover over your blue-ish, grey-ish dot, it says “ZenBeam is offline”
In fact, I’ve never seen a red dot. They’re either green and say “online” or are blue-grey and say “offline.” Is it just red for yourself?
Yes, other’s will just see ZenBeam is offline, even when I’m logged in. Because I’m invisible…
Where did ZenBeam go?? 
I am thoroughly amused that hovering over my icon displays “InvisibleWombat is invisible.”
I suppose I’m easy to amuse.