The grossest thing that can happen while pooping

In My Humble Opinion
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[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF]
racer72, I really hope you meant 50 millimeters.
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I’m not hip on the metric stuff. I remember 50 something, a nurse said 2 inches. Millimeters does sound much better.

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Much better… 50 centimeters is almost 20 inches. 50 mm is just short of 2 inches.

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On the subject of Anal fissures may I present an old friend Bob

First page SFW the rest…

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[QUOTE=rhythmonly]
I then had the rare oppurtunity to walk all of the way back to my own berthing area, wearing nothing but my long-sleeved jersey and a pair of boots.

Only passed two Officers on the way.
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Yes, but did you salute?

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[QUOTE=BunnyTVS]
On the subject of Anal fissures may I present an old friend Bob

First page SFW the rest…
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

(From a little disgusting online research, I get the feeling that story is bullshit, but even still!)

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[QUOTE=Larry Mudd]
My sister once complained that she had to seek relief from very bad constipation with a spoon.

I was so stunned, I never did ask her what she did with the spoon afterwards.
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Please tell us that the spoon was not a ladle, and that she did not give it to someone.