The grossest thing that can happen while pooping

[racer72]

@Troy McClure SF

racer72, I really hope you meant 50 millimeters.

I’m not hip on the metric stuff. I remember 50 something, a nurse said 2 inches. Millimeters does sound much better.

[Troy_McClure_SF]

Much better… 50 centimeters is almost 20 inches. 50 mm is just short of 2 inches.

[BunnyTVS]

On the subject of Anal fissures may I present an old friend Bob

First page SFW the rest…

[Billdo]

@rhythmonly

I then had the rare oppurtunity to walk all of the way back to my own berthing area, wearing nothing but my long-sleeved jersey and a pair of boots.

Only passed two Officers on the way.

Yes, but did you salute?

[Autolycus]

@BunnyTVS

On the subject of Anal fissures may I present an old friend Bob

First page SFW the rest…

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(From a little disgusting online research, I get the feeling that story is bullshit, but even still!)

[Muffin]

@Larry Mudd

My sister once complained that she had to seek relief from very bad constipation with a spoon.

I was so stunned, I never did ask her what she did with the spoon afterwards.

Please tell us that the spoon was not a ladle, and that she did not give it to someone.