I apologize
In the first line of first rhyme
Excess syllables
Two thousand years past
Great Chinese unifier
Emperor Supreme
I mixed up the lines
Too early in the morning
Dsylexic Haiku!
Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Big bad pink wiener
I should not touch you this much
You tempt me, tiny man.
Purple tall fun boy
You stand up and dance often
Why awake in class?
Furry brow, bushy
Pluck that fat bastard, I say
Look like mad Gremlin
Sorry, I don’t know where these came from.
You can’t accidently create a handicapped baby whilst smoking pot. - Coldfire
Bad Irish whisky
Instead of drinking saki
Lead to bad Haiku
I bow to the Chef.
Spitting coffee on keyboard,
I add to my sig:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana’s sick.
He’s all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku Master