Bush’s god loves all
Someone set us up the bomb
Now bullet love rules
Jesus was quite clear
Pubs support war and tax cuts
Jesus is confused
Gay love and shellfish
Both are abomination
No shrimp in my church!
We will not retreat
Honor the dead by dying
Mom’s tears have no weight
Rodney King was wise
Can’t we all just get along?
Arrested again
Love to the muslims
Did Mohamed say kill me?
I am just asking
Bush’s god loves all
Someone set us up the bomb
Now bullet love rules
Jesus was quite clear
Pubs support war and tax cuts
Jesus is confused
Gay love and shellfish
Both are abomination
No shrimp in my church!
We will not retreat
Honor the dead by dying
Mom’s tears have no weight
Rodney King was wise
Can’t we all just get along?
Arrested again
Love to the muslims
Did Mohamed say kill me?
I am just asking
Double posts are fun
In case you missed the first time
Double posts are fun
I jog too early
My bowels have not yet moved
Shit on neighbors lawn
God created strepp
It still fucking hurts like hell
God gave birth to pain
I built a castle
With hard work and faithfulness
Rain makes me fearful
Your dry tongue is cracked
Please drink some of my water
My soul begs you drink
One spring day, perhaps,
You’ll learn to count syllables.
Until then, sadness.
5 7 5 is not
a boxed room of syllables
this one is four
Cute little kitten
Keeps peeing on the damn bed
Does she miss the pound?
Pic of cute kitten
Won’t motherfucking upload
No “awww!” for Dopers
Favorite dish
Once loved, now tastes different
Change of seasonings
Hurrah! Got car back.
Sigh. Paid for repairs and rental.
Groan: Needs more work done.
Urge to play music
And drink much vodka last night
Leads to pain today
Dooper haiku threads
Some weak, some entertaining
Steal time from my job
Oops I goofed up
nitpicking Doper points out
five curse words go here
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Newly repaired car goes dead
While turning corner!
Luck: No cars hit me.
Pushed in neutral to the curb.
Towed back to shop. FUCK.
Did I mention: FUCK!?
Mechanic investigates
Car won’t stall for him.
Theory of moment:
Could be defective new part
Replacing old pump.
One-year warranty
Will cover if that’s it – IF.
If not? FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Sigh. Back to rental.
More bills, more hassle, more urge
To scream. Or just say:
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCKITY-FUCKILY FUCK
Drat this gosh-darn mess.
Car window is down
And determined to stay there
Oh no, deja’ vu
This was expensive
To fix last time it happened
Just jerry-rig it
ETF, I’m glad
You’re okay; let’s both say “fuck”
My Saturn sister
Your sis from Saturn?
That is very curious.
Can I fuck her, too?
Good morning, Weird One
You certainly have an apt name
Alien fucker
Whoops, apparently I’m not counting very accurately today!
Hi Dung Beetle
First line has four syllables
Lend me one of yours
Can’t do
Haiku
Just need to say
Edtedfred
That fred cat of yours
is my new crabby hero.
What a face.
A haiku-writing beetle’s new quirk:
Syllable-counting to shirk
Along came newcrasher
And proceeded to trash her
So she decided to get back to work. 