The Haiku rant thread

Why, thank you, kayT!
Fred is frequently freaky.
Many expressions.

Moving out of town
Tomorrow sell belongings
Must clean yard tonight

Bargains to be had
Low low prices on all furniture
New wife wants them gone

Dozens of T-shirts
Nobody wants to be an ad
For last year’s 5K

The Cubs baseball hopes,
Leaves on a whispering ash
Wither in Autumn