The Happy Haiku Game

OOPS…I even Previewed it. Grr.

Don’t worry about it, no one will notice it unless you say something. Oh. Well, too late now … :stuck_out_tongue:

“Will Bennifer wed?”
Pop-celebrity culture
is our destiny.

Wed you not in haste
Or you shall repent it at
Leisure, bitterly.

I love my leisure.
I wander wherever wished
and see what I see.

To wander perhaps
To visit countless cities
A nomadic life.

OK, so I only posted the above so I could post this one.

Scooby Dooby Doo,
We’ve got some things to do now,
If we can count on you.

what is a human
person? thing? or animal?
or something deeper?

Animals hate me
They bite me, hit me, strike me
And shit on me…uuh…

The roiling shitstorm
Brewed far on the horizon
The Peace Corps fired him.

BOOM! gun was fired
SPLAT body fell to the floor
CLANK the cell door shut

Madonna acted
in a movie with that guy.
Began with “Body.”

When the Earth began
There were three main types of life:
Plants, mammals, and me.

reptiles, mammals
birds, fish, plants, amphibians
all these things alive

I’m so excited
And I really can’t hide it
I feel so ALIVE!:wink:

Fans were excited
As the point guard launched the shot
Just before the horn.

The shuttle was launched
Went of into outer space
To see Mercury

Mercuryshining,
quicksilver dancing liquid.
Poisonous to touch.

poisonous people
like horrific pathogens
are hard to avoid

horrific chicken
Bell peppers bagel cream cheese
Why is a duck, what?

all i said was “hi”
all i asked was “how are you?”
she used pepper spray