The Happy Haiku Game

I’ve got candidates
For frontal lobotomies.
I bet so do you.

all the lies spewed by
political candidates
why bother voting?

Political lies,
cycle hate, deliver rage!
Mankind is unkind…

mankind is petty
destructive, hateful daemons
fallen is our nature

Oh for the fallen
an everlasting debt which
cannot be repaid.

I am in the debt
Of all who’ve helped me through
Meandering life.

Soul meandering,
I walk in solitude now.
Dark is my shadow.

A shadow person,
UFOs, conspiracies
Art Bell’s late-night show

Conspiracies haunt
The mind that sees too many
Links that are not there.

An old haunt I had
was smoke-filled, dark, and lonely.
No one visited.

visited were we
yesternight by the demons
and they came to ME

demons dwell in us
our souls their smoking chambers
cloven slippered feet

enter enter come
now welcome to my chambers
never will you leave

Welcome Ex Machina

the old, green one lied.
welcome to the dark side, son.
but quit the incest.

the social taboos:
incest canibalism
oh so many sins

none of which i have or intend to commit…

Aw c’mon BigDaiv,
isn’t cannibalism
your favorite “ism”?

Now wait that doesn’t quite work. Is “ism” one or two syllables?

My favorite game
On the Straight Dope Message Board?
Don’t ask me to choose!

to choose and have choice
human rights for all to have?
society’s choice?

I say it’s two. But I’m inclined to let it slide.

Glittering chip stack.
Bells, lights. Those dice are loaded.
High society.