I glimpse a new thread!
Of remarkable boners
In coding replies.
Beavis to Butt-Head:
“Heh-heh, boners are funny,
I’m getting one now.”
Butt-Head munched upon
Some phallic object; Beavis
Made annoying sounds.
Am I annoying
The mods by bumping this thread?
But it’s so much fun!
And besides, it’s not like I’m the OP. 
Not just your bumping,
Old EddyTeddyFreddy,
It’s on Threadspotting.
Some of you can’t count
to five never mind seven
bumping head might help
bumping in to walls
is a stupid thing to do
you just won’t get through
and now for a little extra:
now pick your poison
your choices are walls or count
maybe one with each
put your guns away
americans hate the truth
and the world hates you
I don’t think that’s true
there must me someone out there
that just dislikes you
I am just teasing
don’t get all bent out of shape
most of you are good
It’s on Threadspotting???
When I nominated it
Could only hope… YAY!!!
twasnow, I can count
At least to fingers’ extent;
Must head meet wall now?
leader of the world
twasnow: the new head of state
bow down and worship
Worship the wise;
Snigger behind the back of
The boastful buffoon.
when one is boastful
one loses sight of the truth
try not to boast much
Masterful haiku
was posted here. I always
loses to hamsters.
“release the Hamsters*”
those fateful words boomed of doom
“the hamsters? eaten”
Fateful was Frodo’s
Ring quest. Middle-Earth trembled
On destruction’s edge.
the earth shook, trembled
with a tremdous loud bang
the behemoth lives
Tremendous, looming
Out of the mists of time, nightmare:
Tyrannosaurus rex.
nightmares come to me
in day in night the horrors
they came and took me
Ol’ Rocky Horror’s
transvestite attire did shock. Do
the time warp again.
“He’s a transvestite?”
“No, a cross dresser. Lack of
hyphen is crucial.”
is there hyphen
in the word no one? NO NO
no hyphen those words
Bad black dress on fat man
Unshaven transvestite legs
Pumps or mules for him?