Nothing like hearing the doorbell ring when you’re waiting for that pizza!
Speaking of which - last night some idiot rang my doorbell at 9pm. I (stupidly, husband at work, home alone with 2 small children who I had JUST put to bed) yanked open the door to find a man standing about six feet back. I said “please don’t ring the doorbell, my children are asleep.”
He said, “Sorry, I…” SLAM! I slammed the door in his face. I have never done that in my life! For all I know, the guy was telling me that my roof was on fire.
PMS is a powerful thing, I tell you…