This thread reminds me of chatting with my aunt after her stroke.
Different strokes for different folks.
(Sorry; just couldn’t resist…)
Speaking of “Different Strokes…” isn’t Gary Coleman running for California Gov too?
What you talkin’ 'bout, Arnold?
Man, Arnold Ziffel was great on Green Acres! Remember that episode where Oliver was his attorney and kept insisting “I’m not a pig lawyer!”?
New York is where I’d rahthah stay
I get allergic smelling hay! 
Speaking of Zsa Zsa, what kind of name is that anyway?
Uh uh, it was Eva, like Eva Braun.
Broaun makes a hell of an electric razor.
You know, when I used an electric razor I cut myself more than I did using a disposable.
Then I got a new electric razor. It doesn’t cut me at all, but I don’t like it. I still use the disposable ones, they have a closer shave.
I’m quite neurotic about shaving. I do it all the time. (Well, not constantly, but you follow). Having hair or stubble on my legs grosses me the fuck out.
Speaking of cuts, I seem to get them on my arms… and I have NO idea where they come from. Do I really lead that busy and frenetic a lifestyle that I don’t know where my injuries come from?
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I had a pretty close shave today. Some moron who wasn’t paying attention damn near rear-ended me in heavy traffic.
Today, I thought I saw Adolph Hitler driving a Plymouth Voyager at the mall.
I spent $100 on highlighters, pens, whiteout, and clear tape today at the mall.
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Ugh…I hate the mall. I only go to the mall if it’s an absolutle emergancy, and if I can’t find anyone else to go there for me. The only place I hate more is Walmart. shudder
…love office supplies, though.
Well it wasn’t actually the mall, it was a “plaza” sort of thing, with Barnes and Noble, Best But and a whole bunch of other stores in it.
Just for Orange Skinner (who loves office supplies)… here is my write-up on what I bought today:
No, I am not a shopaholic. (or an impulse shopper!)
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Has anyone here ever seen the Neil Simon comedy Plaza Suite?
I haven’t, what’s it about?
Our school’s drama group did ablut 6 Neil Simon plays in a row.