I know a couple of drama queens. And they have never done professional or amateur acting. :rolleyes:
You know, I don’t know what any of the six plays were.
I think rRumors was one, but I’m not sure.
Ah! Return of the Mudshark! 
I’ll be sweeping the ocean soon.
has anyone been to the bottom of the ocean?
I got down to the bottom of the ocean once. Of course, that particular part of the ocean was only 50 feet deep, so it wasn’t as dramatic as you might think. I was scuba diving in the Philippines. That was the best place to go. Amazing coral reefs, all kinds of aquatic life. One day, I will live at the bottom of the sea. In an octopus’ garden. Hopefully in the shade.
Speaking of 50 feet, I’m now playing drums in a band. Lots of sequencing, and there’s a keyboard player and an accordian too. We’re going to do a set of covers, and I have to sing the lyrics to “50 ft. Queenie” like PJ’s drummer, which will probably make me look silly. I’m definitely going to wear a suit, though. Rock and roll should be well dressed.
And then of course there’s Bush’s evil and illegal War for Oil II which he shouldn’t even BE president since he wasn’t really elected!
Bush was elected? I thought Quayle was in the race. Oh wait. He coulnd’t spell potatoe <sic>
speaking of suits, my wife and I are going to renew our vows in april '04. our first wedding, we eloped and had the justice ‘o’ the piece marry us. this time she wants to go all out. i am going to buy a new tux (not rent, renting is for pussies).
anyone have any idea a new tux costs?
If you’re ever in the Indiana town of Huntington, be sure to check out the Dan Quayle Museum of Vice Presidents.
Justice of the piece? Was he only there some of the time, such that, in quantum mechanical terms, one could say that only a fraction of him or her actually performed the ceremony? Or was this the kind of person who just isn’t all there?
I dislike people who aren’t, as McCoy would say, firing on all four thrusters. Dealing with them gets old fast.
I noticed the misspelling almost as soon as I hit the “submit” button, but by the it was too late.
fark it
Yup–and by a or an it was definitely way past the point of no return.
/wishing you could edit posts on SDMB
I once though of calling my penis MicroDave, but the connotation would obviously be that it is small, so I gave up on that idea.
Sounds like good thinking to me, MegaDave.
Personally, I can’t think of anything I’d call MicroDave. Aristurtle*, maybe, or Chauncey Dalton Featherston III**, or Marvin O’Gravel Balloonface^, but not MicroDave.^^
*I always kinda wanted a box turtle, just so I could call it Aristurtle. It would be best if the turtle looked very old and very wise.
**I’m not quite sure how I ended up using this name for anything, but now when I want to mock some stuck-up hyper-upper-class snot, I use this term. Go figure.
^Shamelessly lifted from Dr. Seuss. Hey–if you’re gonna steal, steal from the best.
^^I can’t believe I’m actually nerdy enough to insert footnotes into an SDMB post. How do you make those cool superscript numbers, anyway?
The plural of “penis” is “penes”.
Or is it? Sounds too much like a flowering bush, perhaps?
Type <sup> before the number and </sup> after it, but using the [ and ] in place of the “sideways V” symbols. If I’ve coded correctly, this is a correct equation: 100 = 10[sup]2[/sup]
You’re concerned about the plural for “penis”? Exactly how often would you need to talk about more than one at once? What are you–a possum? You’ve got more than one to mention in passing?
Oh, and before anyone can correct me–yeah, I know. Opossums don’t actually have more than one penis (note the deft avoidance of the plural term.) They’ve got one that’s forked, with the fork starting rather low (basally) on the base of the penis.
The need for a plural for the male organ — ah, how shall I say this? – arose (sorry) in another MPSIMS thread, regarding the curious behavior of that appendage as belonging to Sauron.