Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does…
Can he swing from a web? No, he can’t. He’s a pig.
The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats with the edited line
“We can dance, we can dance,
everybody look at your pants”
“Changes - time to change the oil…don’t wanna be an oily man!”
“Changes” by David Bowie
Forgot - he also tells Lurleen he hasn’t felt the way he does about her song since “Funkytown”.
“If Ever I Would Leave You” (from Camelot). I think he sings some classical pieces in the same ep (but don’t remember it well enough…)
I also remember him singing a “Wichita Lineman/MacArthur Park” hybrid.
As it turns out, though, he was auditioning for a minor part in a broadway show. It’s not much, but it’s a start.
Oh, and the Super Sugar Crisp theme (“Looks like I forgot to put the foglights in”)
[irrelevant tangent]
I once wrote a song that had to be exactly one second long. It had four words. The master take ran 1.2 seconds, so I had to speed it up a little.
[/irrelevant tangent]
He also joins the family in a rousing Gilbert & Sullivan chorus of “3 Little Maids”
He likes Two Tickets To Paradise: “Excellent guitar riff”
He played the Simpsons theme on that giant keyboard (like Tom Hanks in Big), breaking it.
One time when he was worried that he might be incompatible with Marge: “Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers … now look at her records – they suck!”
Homer also owns a copy of John Calhoun’s (of I’m Gonna Find Me A Genie With A Magic Bikini fame) unsuccesful political album, This…er, These Things I Believe.
I seem to recall hearing Homer singing Peggy Lee’s Is That All There Is? under circumstances I forget. He also made up his own lyrics to Radar Love involving a pizza.
They play an integral part of his history of rock ‘n’ roll: “Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which paved the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was set for the Alan Parsons Project- which I believe was a hovercraft of some sort…”
And then there were his two “Mary Had A Little Lamb” ripoffs while attempting to write a song, “Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo” and “Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee.”
If I’m not mistaken, that was the torch song he sang to the Flanders kids, which made Bart and Lisa jealous.
*M: "But Homer, you’ve been to space.
H: …And yet I’ve never been to me. *
Of course quoting Charlene “Never Been to Me”
This thead looks like it’s dying, but this one just occured to me and I had to go back through and make sure no one else had mentioned it:
Homer, pumping fists in the air: “We built this city! This crazy city! What kind of music built this city?”
Lisa, bored: “Rock and roooollllll.”
He also had a copy of a Ray Stevens album featuring “The Streak” which the dog buried. Yes…the dog…
To a hold recording, yes. A very funny moment.
He also dances naked in church, singing “War, what is it good for?” in a Treehouse segment (Homega man, I think).
Nobody’s mentioned It’s raining men?
It should be noted that this is how I sing along to the song when it’s on the radio/jukebox/whatever.
Not anymore it ain’t.