The "I have a crush" thread

Here, of course, it’s broccoli!. If only he were, uh, a few years younger and a few hundred miles closer to me…

In real life, of course, there’s never anybody on my mind but Kitti. :smiley:

It’s really hard to say, there’s so many to choose from.

Let’s see, hmm…

Okay, Kyla is a total hottie. She’s got that, you know, that, um, a certain I don’t know what. And cheese dip.

And Silver Fire is cool too. So cool that I can never remember if she’s a guy or a girl. I once told her “Silver Fire, you’re so on my list of who I want to be on top of!” and she said she was gonna sig it. Alack, this was a lie. Sigh.

I really miss Chrome Toaster, she was cool.

Ruffian gets honorable mention for being your hot older sister.

And the Chrome Boner Award has to go to jjjfishe for being quite possibly the hottest Doper ever.

ValerieBlaise… What can I say. I’d love to have her ruin my life.

And last but not least (I know I’m going to get flamed for this) there is a poster on whom I don’t have a crush. Hell, I don’t even like them, in fact I can’t stand them. I just want to stick my CENSORED in their CENSORED to shut them the CENSORED up.

On an entirely unrelated note, it’s really too bad this board doesn’t have any redheads… (snicker!)

Ewww, I said “of course” twice in one post.

Yes, I have a crush on a specific poster. She is aware of this.
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I have a random crush on a poster. She’s nice, smart, funny, pretty…

I’m pretty sure she’s straight, though, and I’m blissfully taken. I shall now have a moment of silence for what might have been.

Thank you.

<exits, shrouded in mystery>

Being prone to crushes several times a day anyway, this has not been a very healthy place for me. All of the ladies here, being totally inaccessible, have made me love them, if only for a moment. And that is not MERELY a copout to let me avoid naming names. I’m just a bit of a slut.

Crushes? Actually, most of mine are more like minor obsessions.

Perhaps some of you might remember the thread I started a while back on the poster I had a massive secret crush on? Well, let’s just say she is one original, creative, wonderful, humorous and cool poster.

I also have a massive crush on Euty (I don’t know what it is about him–he’s such a sweetie!)

As for other crushes, I’m not really ready to say at this time!

Ok, let’s hypothetically say that I hypothetically had hypothetical crushes on one or more female-type persons who post on this board. And let us further hypothetically say that I admitted these hypothetical crushes in this thread. What might the hypothetical consequenses be?

(1) She/they might be flattered.

(2) She/they might be angry.

(3) She/they might laugh at me.

(4) She/they might not care.

(5) She/they might have some other bad reaction that I can’t even think of at the moment.

This means the hypothetical negative consequences outweigh the hypothetical positive consequences by a hypothetical margin of 4-1, which means I would be a hypothetical idiot to admit such a thing, which means I should keep my hypothetical mouth (or, rather, hypothetical fingers) shut.

Hypothetically, that is.

Lexicon, how many redheads are on these boards? Are there seriously not any? I’m a redhead… and dye jobs don’t count…

Enderw23, no one has a crush on me, either. I think maybe they are not sure what sex I am. Or something.

Hate to say it guys but I AM a natural redhead. So there is at least one

Hate to say it? Hate to say it??? Hold that red head high… and check out this page for more info on how fab you are… http://home.HiWAAY.net/~keiper/redpage.htm
My crushes – IRL, I still have a bit of a crush on an old boyfriend… he’s miles and miles away from me, though, so that’s good, but …sshhh… don’t tell anyone… Also on several handsome, dark-haired, dark-eyed famous men.

No crushes on anyone local.

oh and also i have to say that i’ve had a bit of a crush on blessedwolf ever since his pit thread on not wanting to dance because it was so cool.

Okay I just want to say something. My crushes on posters here are “in real life” things.

I mean, when I say that I have a crush on someone here, I don’t mean that it is restricted just to when I post or within the realm of the SDMB. These are real crushes. Several people have differentiated between the two.

IMHO, if it’s just a “message board crush”, then it’s something different. It’s an extension of flirting. There are plenty of people I flirt with on the boards but I don’t have crushes on them.

Sorry, go back to your posting now, I’m done complaining pointlessly.

Unfortunately, greviously, tragically, I haven’t been aroudn long enough to develop, nor be the subject of, any crushes. Hoepfully, this will change as the days pass by.

Be sure to check back after the NYCdopefest, the opportunity to look into someone’s eye, to see the humor, the care, the intelligence there and see how that gleam reflects is always what does me in.

Maidenunicorn41 is a redhead too.

Chrome Boner Award?
well anyway…thank you Lexi, I’m flattered!
I rushed right over to the SD people pages and I must say…you’re a hot one. wink, wink

Lexicon, “hot older sister”? Dude, how old are you? I’m a spritely 27, thankyuoverymuch. :wink:

Harumph. My last crush didn’t get me very far. Of course, this hasn’t stopped me from forming on on ANOTHER coworker. Note to self: when you fall for the hip alternaboys every time, don’t work at a hip alternastore. ::sigh:: At least crush #2 doesn’t have a girlfriend. We shall see.

Yes I did add that to my sig! I guess you just didn’t see it. :frowning:

bwk, Lexicon is lying through his teeth. There’s a gozillion redheads on this board, and he knows it! I’m one too, and it’s always nice to have more! Can’t have too many, you know!

aha: I love peanut butter. :wink: