I like my bananas like I like my wimmin: sweet and a-peelin’
I like my women like I like my dryer sheets: nice-smelling but clingy.
I like my men like I like my cream cheese: dense and fresh.
I like my women like I like my cookies: soft, warm, and dripping in chocolate.
I like my sex like I like my bicycle: I can ride for hours and I’m in control.
I like my women like I like my 1920’s style ray guns: fast, hot and generating 5000 degree pulse modulating semi-quavers every .002 milliseconds at an arc rate of 458 nano dynes per quad.
Stolen from Eddie Izzard:
“I like my women like I like my coffee: In a plastic cup.”
I like my men like I like my piano - smooth, polished, musical and highly-strung
or a more smutty one:
I like my men like I like my paintings - nice to look at and well-hung :rolleyes:
I likw my women like I like my paintings: hundreds of years old, costing millions and stuck behind bulletproof glass with high tech alarms.
I like my sex like I like my Special Armed Forces: Any time, any place, and in any force.
I like my women like i like my coffee: sweet, creamy, and just hot enough to keep your interest.
I like my womaen like I like my coffee: full of whiskey and cream
I like my sex like I like my steam room: hot, sweaty, dripping with moisture, but without the mold, mildew, or butt hair from a guy named Ed.
I like my men like I like my sleep: long and hard!
:eek:
[Slight hijack, but related]
“Righty, tighty. Lefty, loosy” That’s why I like my women right handed.
[/Slight hijack, but related]
Moderator’s Notes:
Mark, that’s the last disgusting, hateful racist remark you’re gonna attach to these boards. I don’t give a good goddamn whether you post it outright, or merely link it; it’s the last. Anything else from you even remotely like this and I’m tossing your ass.
Wahoo, UncleBeer! I wouldn’t have given him a second chance, but hey…you’re the professional. 
I like my Moderators like I like my beverages: beer.