Sorry - that was meant to be ‘I like MY beatniks, like, wow.’
I like my women like I like my incense, strong and long-lasting.
I like my women like I like my pizza, flat and saucy.
I like my women like I like my rugs, threadbare and worn out.
I like my women like I like my kites, in the clouds and with plenty of string attached…wait a sec.
I like my women like l like my triangles: a cute
Sorry…
Slinks away muttering about the general lack of bad pun appreciation in the world these days
You are BAAAAAAAAaaaaaaadd!
True Blue Jack
I like my women like I like my Peterbalds: Bald and ugly.
I like my women like I like my nitrous oxide: quick, sweet, fun, and highly enjoyable.
(Nitrous oxide gives its user a high that lasts 20 seconds to a couple of minutes, depending on how big a hit you take, thus the ‘quick’ part; and it tastes quite sugary, hence the ‘sweet’ part.)
Nitrous oxide is illegal to inhale, or to sell to minors, in some places.
They laughed at the man who invented nitrous oxide!
They laughed at the man who invented nitrous oxide!
I like my women like I like my morning coffee…2 full cups! 
I like my game threads like I like my submarine hatches when submerged…
closed.