The "I'm Not Straight, But..." Thread

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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As a response to this thread, in what ways don’t we fit conventional LGBT stereotypes?

As for me,

I’m not straight, but I cannot stand Bette Midler or Patti Lupone. And my favorite store is Home Depot. And I don’t like anal sex.

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I’m not straight, but I don’t like Queer As Folk.

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  • I’m not straight, but I can reverse park better than any straight man I know.
  • I’m not straight, but I’m a pretty decent plasterer
  • I’m not straight, but I can fix my own motor bike (most of the time)
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I’m not straight, but…I check out girls. (They are pretty, I’m just not attracted to them.)

I’m not straight, but…I dress like I am. (According to stereotypes, of course.)

I’m not straight, but… Oh, I’m all out. Unfortunately, I possess a lot of the stereotypical interests. I still maintain they came about naturally, and were not constructed in an attempt to be like everyone else. </defense!>

Thank you Panache for this thread!

~S.P.I.~