The kanicbird konundrum

[MeanOldLady]

Just when I was thinking, “What is even the point of Pitting kanicbird?” I see this:

@purplehorseshoe

Really, OP? That’s the part you quoted? He stopped my traffic with this particular gem.

For those who don’t believe in clicking, here’s an excerpt:

@kanicbird

So while there one of the strippers came over to me and started a lap dance, in my eyes it was as if she was a totally innocent and young child, I was seeing her soul as Jesus sees her soul, just caught up in worldly ways, but with the innocence of a child. It was a amazing experience of God that I am very privileged to be a part of.

I pretty much died laughing after reading this. Thanks, purple, that was comedy gold. Edit: Damn, I got all kinds of ninja’d there.