Oh how charming! Penelope Cruz guzzles a coke and belchs.
And if you thought that was sweet watch the 7-Up commercial with the man on the toilet being teased by having his toilet paper taken away.
or the brother of the Apple stoner girl bitching about the reeking stink at Hardees.
I think Penelope Cruz and Mean Joe Greene should have a Coke drink-off.
My husband and I witnessed a Hardee’s commercial last night that left us staring at the TV with open mouths. (Can’t find a link, sorry, but I swear I’m not making this up.)
I’m paraphrasing here, but it basically went: In the Napoleonic wars…France surrendered.
In the Franco-Prussian war…France surrendered.
In WWII…Yep, France surrendered.
DON’T BE A BIG CHICKEN! Hardees NEW Big Chicken Sandwich blah blah blah…
It was one of those moments when your brain simply refuses to believe what the eyes and ears are telling it.
i’m still reeling from the viagra commercials.
hey bob, cut your hair?
new tie?
new suit?
hey bob, you look different, grow a moustache?
what is bob gonna say…no everythings fine… just finally had sex after 10 years…???
thankfully, bob just smirks and answers no to everyone.
That’s a stunner! I take it that Hardee’s does not have a presence in France.
There’s one for some prescription eyedrops I saw the other day that almost made me puke. Some guy is on the golf course and his dry, allergy eyes are bothering him, so he TAKES THEM OUT OF HIS HEAD and puts them IN THE BALL WASHER!!! They actually show an eyeball sloshing around in the ball washer. What next, a laxative commercial will have someone remove their intestine and wring it out? BLEAH!
Oh but here’s a prize!
Mr. Cheese Steak
I’m seriously digging those commercials where the guy is walking around the office and people are saying:
“Hey Steve, you seem different, did you lose weight”?
“Nope”
“Did you shave your moustache”?
“Nope”
“Did you get a new haircut”?
“Nope”
“Did you just get a promotion”?
“Nope”
Announcer: What’s different? Steve’s just discovered Viagra.
The subtext bieng:
“Say! I know what’s different! Steves sporting a great big boner under his trousers!”
It would be even funnier if he was wearing bicycle shorts and people were getting startled by what he’s packing-
"Hey Dave how are you doing…glances down at crotch level :eek: EEP!
They’ve said as much. I vaguely remember this one from a few years back…
[It is the first day of school. Some kid has been picked to tell the class what he did during the summer.]
“First, my parents took me to Hardee’s! I had a burger with an all-beef patty, sesame seed bun, and fries, it was great! I got a cool toy too [blah blah blah] … then we went to France. There’s no Hardee’s in France. :(”
Quote pulled out of context from a Metamucil commercial:
“Mommy doesn’t chug.”
Much to Daddy’s chagrin, I’m sure.