So! Armageddon looks okay now?
Armageddon
Astrid routinely married airheaded guys, evidently didn’t dwell on nuptials.
nuptials
ninja ultimate power trashes ill advised lousy samurais
ninja
Nine Inch Nails just arrived.
arrived
all red rambutans imported via east docks
rambutans
Ravenous anteaters munch bugs, unfortunately, the ants never suspect.
anteaters
A new truth emerges after Tuesday: Emerson rates second.
Thoreau
(there’s a connection, sort of)
Thank Heaven orange rinds elevate anal ulcers.
Squeeze
Such quick understanding elevates Eve’s zany entrance.
morphology
My obnoxiously raucous parrot had one liter of gin yesterday.
raucous
My obnoxiously raucous parrot had one liter of gin yesterday.
raucous
Reindeer are under Carl’s outhouse, undergoing surgery.
hauberk
Has anyone urged beheading, eliminating rogue king.
anyone
Aspirations? Not yet. Only nervous expectations.
aspirations
All Small People Imbibe Rum At The Intolerable Obligatory Noon Socials.
Here’s a twist… I don’t know if anyone’s done this yet, but we can give it a shot. Let’s use each other’s usernames, if they aren’t ridiculously long. I’ll start with mine, even though it’s 13 letters long… I want to see what you people will do with it. 
Flamsterette_X
F_X
Finally Last August My Soul Type Extended Romantic Esteem To The Embrace _ X x x x (kisses)
GIGObuster
Good one! 
I’ll let someone else do yours… I just discovered that it’s an hour later than I thought it was. (my computer clock’s gone screwy once again) I should be resting, or getting to bed.
F_X
Generally I get over brooding, unless she takes every rutabaga.
quiltguy154
Qadgop unleashes irridescent lasers, tormenting Godzilla unbearably! Year: 154.
eddyteddyfreddy – or you can go for my full name:
eddyteddyfreddysophiesylviaserenapumpkinsquash
Eat donuts, die young. True! Eat donuts, die young. Face reality: eat donuts, die young.
No way I’m doin’ the whole nine yards (you have way too many cats).
BJMoose
(be gentle)