By Jove, Mooseman! Only onions soothe earaches.
Who’s going to try the middle of my full name:
sophiesylviaserena
Eustace, don’t dawdle yet, tarrying endlessly, dreaming darkly, yet fainting readily. Eulogize Darwin, describing yourself.
So only piranhas have iridescent exoskeletons! Yes, llamas veto in anguish, sewing endless rows encapsulating native animals.
Pale usurpers mangle poets kindling imminent native salvation, questioning unwanted arguments simulating harangues.
Eustace, don’t dawdle yet, tarrying endlessly, dreaming darkly, yet fainting readily. Eulogize Darwin, describing yourself.
So only piranhas have iridescent exoskeletons! So, yes, llamas veto in anguish, sewing endless rows encapsulating native animals.
Pale usurpers mangle poets kindling imminent native salvation, questioning unwanted arguments simulating harangues.
Sorry about the double post and forgetting to put a word…
Going with the stream of things, dwalin!
Don’t we all like inebriated numerologists?
451 young, unwed guys take liberties in undeveloped Quito.
Kudos for your masterly explication of my name, dwalin!
If you don’t want to use my userID, how about explication?
explication:
Every xray proves lice in cats are totally invisible on nightclothes.
chinadoll
Did I just hear something about inebriated numerologists? :::ears perk up:::
Evil Xerxes penned long, incomprehensible cantos about terrifyingly iconoclastic old Nubians.
[b}Sternvogel**
Stop thine eternal rant! No votary getteth esoteric language.
Methinks I woke up on the wrong side of the 14th century this morning.
A tip o’ th’ hat to dwalin for the tour de force du jure.
Since EddyTeddyFreddy has done me [brief pause while moronic moose wipes vaguely lecherous smirk from his face], and since Blonde has been overlooked, the password is:
Blonde
Er, should be . . .oft getteth esoteric language.
Bring little ornaments, not dead eels.
Ok i want someone to do me now! :dubious:
Krys92gp
Kohlrabi rates you say? 92 gardeners polled.
By the way, if your username’s already been done… you can always select from the vast pool of usernames we have here at our disposal. I don’t think we’ll run out of the, and it’ll screw up everyone’s vanity searches if they do those. evil grin
BJMoose: If you think EddyTeddyFreddy has too many cats, you should try my old friend Elizabeth’s menagerie of cats… she had 16 at one time. Thank goodness I kept the newsletter she sent me with photos of all her cats… otherwise, I’d never remember all the names.
MommaCatIndianaWillowMaxwellCallieBonesTuxedoArielleTigerMollyMeggieEricCocoSkippyTeddy
Note: This is a challenge… if you don’t want to do this, here’s an alternative. Still, I’d like to see dwalin or someone else do that big long string… if it doesn’t make your brain explode, that is! 
dantheman
F_X
Man, oh, man! My ardor can’t adjust to infinite name dreadlocks, inevitably nneding dynamic impetus as new agonies whomp into leaden life.
Oh, wow – made an X-Acto – well, even leaving likely candidates alone, listing limited ideas eventually bores one.
No, even saying “Try!” upsets Xanthippe, ending dourly on a riuhless invasion. Evil lords lead eager trolls into gorges . Ermine robed monarchs oversee lollygagging ladies, young maids, endlessly giggling.
Gosh! I’m exceptionally excited regarding increased comfort. Couches of cushy outline soothe knackered images.
Please, please – your tribute earned? Did do yarely?
Phew! I think I’ll go lie down now. Merely pointing out the typo in the third paragraph – riuhless should of course be ruthless
Davebear
Dopers are very earnest blokes, always assaying redundancies.
(Better than my first effort, which ended with the exhortation “Eat a roach!”)
ETF, you’ve given me a title for my never-to-be-published biography: Whomping Agonies.
Slug Signorino
Satire loosens up guys. 'See I’m generally not ornery, rarely, if nobody’s outspoken.
Ack! Should be “ever” sted “always” in my previous answer.
Since this thread seems to wafting towards the graveyard, and quiltguy154 made no suggestion, I’ll suggest a username that almost certainly cannot be fairly played: Maxxxie.
Movie: “Annie’s XXX Instructive Erotica.”
LifeOnWry
Living is fairly easy, or not. Why ruin yours?
Polycarp