Another one of the greats…
“Shitter’s full” - National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
“I’m just so tired of all these star wars.” --Star Wars
“I’m just so tired of all this traffic, I can’t wait to get out of Africa.” --Out of Africa
From Full Metal Jacket:
Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Gunner: Easy… you don’t lead 'em so much. (laughs) Ain’t war hell?!
…
Joker: Leonard, if Hartman finds us here, we’ll be in a world of shit.
Leonard: I am…in a world…of shit.
“And now for something completely different.”
-Monty Python
“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exis-OOOF!”
-The Princess Bride
“Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!”
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“Jesus Wept.”
-Hellraiser
“He hates these cans!!!”
-The Jerk
“I’M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!!!”
-Slap Shot
“Gimme a steak… medium rare.” -Gandhi II
“Don’t you know the Dewey-Decimal system?!?” -Conan the Librarian
Okay, I admit it… neither of those movies exist. They were spoofs (no pun intended :D) of movies, mentioned in “UHF”.
“You know how to whistle don’t you? You just put your lips together and blow” - To Have and To Have Not
“As you wish” - Princess Bride
“You think that’s air you’re breathing?” - The Matrix
TRAINSPOTTING
Rents monologue
" Reasons ? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got Heroin"
“damn the man!” or “…not entirely perfect” (empire records)
I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned this movie:
“…total protonic reversal”
“Ok! Important safety tip.”
“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!”
“Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.”
I can go on and on and on.
“Who’s tack?”
“Just some dude.”
“Just shut your pie hole, or my man heres going to gank you right here and now.”
“OK, OK, there’ll be no gankings!”
“Just some household chemicals, mixed in the proper perportions”
“…but we think you’re wrong to ask us who we think we are. What do you care?”
“How do you know? For all you know this could be the garden spot of the whole country! People could travel from hundreds of miles around to see this place!”
“Rosebud”
“As God as my witness, I will never go hungry again!”
“Well, this is it. Toe-to-toe nuclear combat with the Russkies. Let’s get on the hump.”
“Asps, very dangerous, you go first.”
“Funny how? Funny like a clown? What, I’m here to amuse you?”
“This animal is punishing me for the sins of my youth.”
That’s enough now, I just love movies.
After a spectacularly beautiful (verbal) fight scene between Peter O’Toole and Katherine Hepburn ( playing the King and Queen of England) in The Lion In Winter Katherine Hepburn says, " Well…what family doesn’t have their ups and downs?"
Ferris Buellar’s Day Off: Buellar, Buellar?
From Glengarry Glenross ( paraphrasing) " Ever taken a shit that make you feel like you just woke from a 12 hour sleep?"
From Grumpy Old Men: " So and So just died of a massive heart attack." " Lucky Bastard."
“Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.” - Army of Darkness
“I don’t think I’m going to go to work anymore.”
“So you’re quitting?”
“No, I’m just not going to go…”
-Office Space
and, of course
“Get busy livin’, of get busy dyin’”
-Shawshank Redemption
PUT…ZEE…CANDLE…BACK!
Inconceivable!
“This one time, in band camp…”
–American Pie
I’m glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch. – Wizards
“Rosebud!”
“What we’re dealing with here…is a compete lack of respect for the law.”
“Heeeeeeeerrreeeeee’s JOHNNY!”
Of course, in Dazed and Confused, Slater’s entire monologue about George and Martha Washington could count as well. (I just can’t remember it word-for-word.)
I can’t believe no one’s quoted
“Whut we have he-ah is a failuh to commuhnicate”.
Or my personal favorite:
“He’s dead. Murdered. And someone’s responsible!”
Or how about:
“Rhett! Where shall I go, what shall I do?”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn!”
“You’re a daisy if you do.” or “I’m your huckleberry.”
“I’m a slave. What possible difference can I make?”
“Is it safe?”
“Don’t shoot at the thermonuclear weapons.”
“I’d rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.”
“Men and women can’t be friends. Sex always gets in the way.”
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”
That’s no moon… It’s a SPACE STATION!
No no, the defining line in Star Wars has got to be:
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
