Its funny how a little humor can break a facade. I have this new podiatrist (Oh foot doctor, where have you been all my life?!?!?) and this guy is no shit business. He sweeps into your examining room within 5 minutes of your appointment, if you are getting shots they are pre-measured in his coat pocket, and you are done so fast it makes you wonder if you have done something wrong.
This week I was there to have my feet cast for custom orthotics and even with that I was in & out in 25 minutes. He asked if the cortisone shots I got had helped, I said yes, do you want more, I said yes and then ZIP out of his pocket comes 2 needles and WHAM right into my feet they go. Less than a minute from query to completed action. I just don’t comprehend efficiency in medicine. WTF?
Part of it is he’s pretty cold, not much of a talker, so I was happy that I got him to crack as he was questioning whether I have been wearing these foot braces he gave me last time to deal with plantar fasciitis in both feet, which has been killin me. I responded that they were reasonably comfy and had taken to wearing them in public with my pajamas, to which he quickly asked if I had managed to get my picture taken on “People of Walmart”.
Its the little victories of humanity I enjoy the most.
