The mechanics of an illicit affair

Let me just state right off the bat that I’m in a great marriage and am not looking to start an affair. But I’ve often wondered how people go about having them. First, how would the affair even start? Even when I was a nice, single guy with a good job, it took quite a while to find someone who would be in a relationship with me. I can’t imagine how long it would take to find someone if I were already married. And second, how would someone find the time for the affair? During work? Seems like they’d get fired pretty quick. After work? Seems the wife would start wondering pretty quick. How would someone be able to dedicate the time to the affair to keep the other person around? The only thing I can think would actually work in terms of time would be to just have quickies during lunch, but then what woman would stay around for that relationship?

There was another thread which asked something similar but it quickly degenerated into a how the OP should work on his marriage. I agree that illicit affairs are bad and should not be done, but I still wonder about how people go about having them. Not that I ever would AND I MEAN IT!

The fact that you asking that question suggests that there is something wrong with your married life, because why would you even ask about it unless you wanted to know the ramifications of how it starts and how you would sustain it. Let me guess, you’re also gonaa ask how you could end it aswell, eh?

Please.

Affairs solve nothing, they just destroy.

Oh, like you’d know. Haven’t you claimed to be a virgin?

Personally, I don’t understand how anyone could start an affair either. It’s an interesting question, if only to find out if maybe some particular JOBS lead to more affairs. Maybe people who travel on business a lot have more affairs.

Wow, this is a popular question !

What is it about February that strains the faithful?

I disagree. I believe the OP could just be expressing an academic interest in the mechanics of conducting an affair. Not everyone interested in serial killers wants to learn how to go about becoming one.

As to answering the OP, I really have no idea. I would venture to guess it usually involves the usual “working late” and “going away on a business trip” type excuses and that the spouse does eventually become suspicious of this.

I agree with tevya.

It’s dubious to assume that the OP is wanting advice on how to have an affair – just so that he could start one.

There are plenty of SDMB posts expressing academic interest in a topic where the OP has no personal interest in actually doing or becoming the subject of the post.

General Questions is full of 'em, and so are Cecil’s columns.

My guess is that for many guys, it’s a combination of the job and the opportunity. You said it yourself:

If a guy gets that rare proposition, it may be too difficult to say no. And my guess is that once you start it, you find excuses to get away from the house (or work) which hopefully seem legitimate. Welcome to the boards, btw.

R_L: :rolleyes:

Different couples have different rules about “away-from-home” time.

Example 1: a neighbor of mine is an avid fisherman, hunter, & sports enthusiast. He rarely tells his wife where he is going, whith whom, and when he will be back. She accepts this as normal. For this man, certainly, an affair would be easy, as he is gone from the “relationship” for huge blocks of time.

Example 2: another neighbor is a computer programmer. He travels extensively, both here and overseas, and is gone for weeks at a time. Communication with his wife is limited to nightly phone calls. She would be able to hide an affair for quite a while.

If the marriage is not “relationship-centered”; focused on the couple, there is room for straying. If two people are not constantly aware of the “us” existing between them, they will not see an affair sneaking up on them.
IMHO.

I would imagine if a couple lived separate lives, it would be easy. For example, different work schedules, different interests, different clubs or activities, different circles of friends. Of course, that makes one wonder why such a couple would stay married.

Otherwise, I can’t see how it could happen. Even with my husband living in another city (16 more months, but who’s counting??) I’d be hard-pressed to manage an affair. I’ve got my job, the kid, the dog, the laundry, grocery shopping, yard work, getting cars in for service, Dr and dentist appointments… Criminy! That leaves no time for me to go cruising bars! And if Mel Gibson were to show up naked on my doorstep and beg to ravish me, and I’d have to figure out if I had time and/or energy.

But I suppose we make time for the things we consider to be important, and if a couple want to have an affair, I’m sure they arrange their lives to accommodate it. Happens all the time, I hear.

My husband would have a difficult time with an affair at this stage in his life. We’re always together!

Let me state again that I DO NOT WANT TO START AN AFFAIR. I LOVE MY WIFE AND WOULD NEVER CHEAT. Wondering about how people have an affair is like wondering about how people buy drugs, embezzle money, launder money, etc… It doesn’t mean I’m going to do it. Many people read books about serial killers but it doesn’t mean they are going to kill anyone. When we had the Washington snipers, the press went into great detail about how the snipers modified their car, but everyone who read it didn’t do so with the intent of doing the same.

I imagine if I were the type to have an affair, I wouldn’t come to a message board asking how to do it. I imagine it would take a certain type of personality to pull it off. I can say that I’m sure I would be a complete failure at trying to have an affair. My wit is much too slow, I am not a good enough liar, and, most importantly, I HAVE NO INTEREST IN HAVING AN AFFAIR. Even if <your favorite supermodel> were to throw herself on me, I would take it as a compliment but that’s as far as it would go. And such is the reason behind the OP, I cannot really figure out how anyone could succesfully pull it off. Some people do, though, for many years.

Excuse me, but I answered it like this because my family has been through this kind of traumatic behaviour, and it has devastating consequences.:mad:

Ryan, go take a road trip or something. Your DWEEB is showing. And stop with the doom and gloom…affairs aren’t necessarily the end of anything, and are frequently the beginning of something better between the original couple.

Sure they are.

Let me preface this response by making it clear that I have never had an affair, and I don’t plan on ever having one. I am very happily married, and would never want to damage what I have with my wife. That said, I have, in my short life, been witness to numerous affairs between people of every color, gender, and background. Being the curious type I am, I have asked many of these people why exactly they had an affair, and how it happened in the first place. With a few exceptions, most of them followed the same basic pattern.

From what I have observed, those who end up having affairs are usually not actively seeking to be involved in one. Of the dozen or so affairs I have known about, only one person actively sought to have an affair. Most affairs are, for lack of a better word, accidental, at least initially.

It typically starts off very innocently. Person A meets Person B, through any number of channels…it could be work, it could be school, it could be a social club, a gym, or any number of public gathering places. Person A and Person B, both married or otherwise involved, find that they have common interests and begin chatting to each other, eventually developing in to a strong friendship. This friendship leads to compliments and general attention, and more and more time spent together. Lunches, breaks, and other down times are spent together at whatever function the two met or come together at, further developing interests and common bonds between the two.

Somewhere along the line, either or both of the persons involved begin to read something more behind the compliments and attention that the other person gives them. They find their thoughts absorbed with the other person’s attention, and this becomes a sort of crush. They get a sort of high from the attention the other person is showing them, something they may be missing at home. Married couples often have this problem even in healthy relationships…they simply take each other for granted and cease showing the attention they once gave.

At some point or another, the other person reveals that they have the same feelings, and, as often as not, things tumble down from there. Chats together become more intimate…lunches and breaks are taken away from the common meeting place, and intimate chats lead to minor physical intimacy (kissing, petting, etc.). Soon, the intimacy becomes more intense, and leads to sexual intercourse. Breaks together become longer (the car broke down, the police pulled us over, the line at the bank was long), though suspicions build fairly rapidly amongst the people who work/play/socialize with Person A and B. The spouse (or spouses), for whatever reason, remains blind to the events, often because people are hesitant to “rat out” their coworkers/friends/lifting partners.

As the affair continues, Person A and Person B begin skipping said events altogether, even though they continue to tell their spouses that they are going. Time that would have been spent at said event becomes time for physical and sexual contact between the two. It is also usually about this time that things begin to fall apart. A spouse (or spouses) may call on said event unexpectedly, and find their spouse not present; or someone else involved with the event calls for one of those involved in the affair out of concern, alerting the spouse(s) that the person hasn’t been at the event, as they said they were.

Eventually, it all breaks down, and never in a good way. By means of warning to all those considering having an affair, let me tell you the results of a couple of the ones I witnessed.

Three couples divorced over the issue, and all were rather nasty proceedings. Two of the couples, thankfully, had no children at the time, but one had three children together. Their father now only gets to see them on a limited basis.

One relationship ended in the suicide of the cheated on partner.

One ended up with attempted murder, and the husband being shot to death by the police.

Another attempted murder ended with a man shot by police and now serving time in prison.

One ended with a woman running off with her lover, only to be left by said lover a short time later for another woman.

Of all the relationships I have seen go through this, only one stayed together, and their relationship will forever be marred by distrust and suspicion.

The saddest part about all of this is that none of the people involved in any of the affairs I have seen were bad people. None of them set out to intentionally hurt their spouses…but the draw of “being in love” blinded them to the harm they were and would be causing.

As a side note, and in the interest of fairness to all, two affairs I have seen ended up with the people involved being happier together than they were with their significant others. That does not by any means lessen the pain that they went through to get there.

This is by no means the mechanics of every affair, but as I stated above, this seemed to be the common story behind all the ones I have seen. Anyway, sorry for the long post all. Take from this what you will.

Thanks for the speech and I wish to subscribe to your news letter…

Woeg, in the instances you mentioned, were the people in happy marriages to begin with? I’ve always felt that an affair is just one symptom of a marriage that was rocky to begin with (or had gotten that way over time.) Not that I have loads of examples to back that up, but it just seems like if you are in a happy, stable relationship you wouldn’t be looking elsewhere.

Actually, it’s been my experience that once I get into a committed relationship, women start popping up all over the place, with the attitude of “Hey, cool, he’s spoken for; he’s safe, so I can be friends with him…”

It’s really quite distressing. I spend all that time looking for somebody nice to hang out with, find somebody, and within a few months, there are about a half-dozen equally nice and available women who want to be my best friend…

Lauramarlane, I have found that truly happy marriages are a rare thing. People being people, it seems there is always something, no matter how seemingly insignificant, that can cause a rift between two otherwise happy people. In most of the instances mentioned, the relationships were fairly rocky to begin with, but in a few of them, there was no outward sign of dissatisfaction until the affair came to light…but that doesn’t mean there wasn’t a hidden rift that helped make the affair happen.

I guess I’d just have to assume that there must be some level of dissatisfaction in the first place for anyone to let an extramarrital relationship get to the affair stage. I don’t know of many truly happy marriages either (which can be fairly depressing in and of itself), and in the ones that ended because an affair was discovered, there were lots of problems before the affair even began.