Lets start a thread where everyone who is single posts their approx. age, sex, state and see what happens.
I’ll start
Age: early twenties
Sex: Oral:o err I mean Male:rolleyes:
State: Michigan
Ooh, an A/S/L check, haven’t done one of these since I was a teenybopper 
Ah, what the hey.
Age: 22
Sex: Of the female variety
State: TN
-Lil
Approx age 24 years 4 months 12 days(ish).
Approx sex Male(ish)
State: Tired and bored.
41, male, single women seem to hate me! 
Fuck 'em! I’m happy being alone!
There was a long, multi-paged thread about this a couple weeks ago, I’m not sure if it’d be better to just dig that up, or start a new one. But, in the event of a new one, I’ll put my stuff here as well.
Age: 20
Sex: Male
State: NY
(looking for females, BTW.)
Age: 30
Sex: Male, I’m told.
Location: Ratville (Orlando)
most single women seem to hate me, too, and the others I don’t realize otherwise till months later :smack:
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Location: The Best Place on Earth. Which is how we residents of the San Francisco Bay Area like to refer to it.
Level of Desparation: moderate 
OMG A/S/L ??/!!! u r AOLr LOLOL!!!1
…I’m sorry, I don’t know what came over me.
I’ll bite, as fringeheads do.
Age: Too young for a mortgage, too old to get away with minor crimes.
Sex: Male.
State: Mostly colloidal liquid, with some solid materials.
Age: perfection
Sex: honey, I’m tired!
State: confusion
Well, that’s what I used to say in my days of wandering about chat lines with people who kept saying “A/S/L d00dz! A/S/L, ****er!”
Now if I wanted to find a potential mate, I’d be a bit more creative and talk about other things.
Likes: moonlight walks, vegemite, shopping for bargains, sitting around stark naked and browsing the boards, cute fluffy stuff, health food stores, electronic gadgets, sappy 80s love songs, travel, mauve nail polish, discernment, sarcasm, solitude, silence, smiley faces.
Wants: Someone down-to-earth who fits no model of perfection, but is imbued with wisdom and discernment. Is okay with change, but doesn’t need to change everything all the time. Can tolerate a night just sitting around reading or listening to music.
Other: I am capable of typing in complete sentences; however, I simply wanted to express my ideas above.
What will happen: We will all meet the loves of our lives right here in this thread, after it gets more posts than the thread about LOTR and more than a million views!
What the heck:
41
Male
York PA
30
female
location: sometimes no cal, sometimes toronto
Age: 31
Sex: male
Location: roaming the skies in a helicopter: as often as possible. usually Chesapeake, VA. Sometimes Chapel Hill, NC. Or possibly South Dakota. Soon to be Titusville, FL, or possibly Concord, CA.
Age(d to perfection)… 34
Sex yes, please… Male
Location… Sweet Home Alabama
23, male, northern Virginia
26,
male, evidently
state: drunk
or london if you prefer. but thats not really a state per se
25 and 3 weeks
(let me check)…ok, female
state Northern California
Might as well.
20
Male
South Joisey
39
Female, looking for male
Central Jersey, but I’m looking to Get Out, preferrably to PA (still looking for a job)
I Like: to read, geek, play with computers, square dance, sing, cuddle, pet my cats, go off on tangents, explore new places (especially used book stores), Pennsic (haven’t been for years, but still love it), outer space, how and why things work, history, and a number of other things . . . .
I want: someone with a broad range of interests who knows lots about at least a few things so they can tell ME about 'em, is willing to or likes to dance, likes to museum crawl, understands a bookaholic even if he isn’t one, and is willing to do the dishes when I cook (I love to cook, hate to clean)
Age: 48
Gender: Female
State: Kansas
While I’m familiar with the concept of A/S/L as it applies to chat rooms, I’m apparently old enough that, back when I did chat online (on multi-line BBS’s - no internet for me back then) nobody ever ran around asking “A/S/L?” Kids these days!
Age: 31
Sex: Male
Location: Hernando County, FL