The Mermaid

What the fuck is your problem? You don’t have to take every comment anyone makes personally. It’s not a reflection on you if I said something about the popups. You even got your panties so wadded up that you felt compelled to give me shit in two seperate posts. Are you always this defensive?

Maybe you need to get laid, or pull the stick out of your ass, so you wouldn’t be such an uptight cunt.:slight_smile:

I know it’s none of my business, but somehow I don’t think that smiley is going to do you any good on this particular occasion.

Can we have a link here?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=122362

It’s a strom in an egg cup.

Hmmmm. Indeed.

OK, since the Pit is not my turf, I’ll go out on a limb and post as ah, well, poster.

TheMermaid, you took offense way too easily.
blowero, you call someone an uptight cunt way too easily.

Anyone for coffee?

Cream and sugar, clogboy

Coldfire:

You dismiss these two members passions too easily, you,you…big DISMISSER,you! I was hoping for a bloody bar brawl to distract me from thinking about cigarettes, which I quit 5 days ago.

So Mermaid and Blowero, help me out here and decimate each other. If you have to get into slamming user names,feel free. Don’t listen to that Coldfire. Those mods get coffee cups for cooling brush fires. What do you get?

LET’S GET READY TO blah,blah.

Oh yeah? well ageless6, you, errr, um…

oh, nothing.

Mangetout:

I love you,honey. Was that what you were trying to say?

So that explains where Senator Thurmond’s been hiding lately.

What’s with everyone posting in ‘the morning after’ pairs, how come I got the sofa and what’s that floating in the hot tub - ewww, it looks like december’s rug ?

I dunno, given the head-up-the-ass hysterics, maybe coffee’s not a good idea… :wink:

I thought the pop-up was annoying too because it WOULDN"T CLOSE. But I now know better than to ever, ever say anything about it, especially if there are mermaids in the area.

No coffee for me…is there any juice?

I would seriously discourage anyone from attempting to drink coffee while they have their head up their ass; nothing good can come of it, mark my words.

I think I’ve got some apple juice - has anyone got any muffins?

Actually, I’ve heard some people swear by coffee enemas.

Erm…Mermaids don’t wear panties. :slight_smile:

I think I’d swear if given a coffee enema.
Co-incidentally, there’s news this lunchtime from the BBC that the best way to kill garden slugs is not to use pesticides but caffeine. Researchers in the US have discovered the most effective method is to sprinkle/spray a 2% solution, which, for normal human beings, is about 40 times stronger than the average mug of mud. No details on how they discovered this but police are looking for a highly wired scientist with a love of roses. Okay that last sentence is made up.

Death by Latte – who knew ?
And would someone please fish decemeber’s rug out the hot tub !

:smiley: Thanks for the laugh L_C.

I can imagine the thread that would be written: Terrorist supporting Europeans sank my hairpiece (Warning: Really bad poetry).

Heya :slight_smile: It actually will close, but them there advertisement people are tricky…

At the bottom of the annoying ad is the word close and one would think clicking this word (as one can do with any other program) would do the trick. Nay I say! Verily one must click this word twice to send it to the infernal caverns of rejected ads! (In non-tired and lacking caffeine speech: clicking it twice makes it go away)

If that doesn’t work there’s always stripping naked and doing a dance to the God of Vengeance…but that’s a hard one to pull off gracefully at work…

As to this rant…

Viv begins to mutter to herself: I will not get involved. I will not get involved. I will not get involved. I will not get involved.
Okay, well that didn’t work. I really don’t like the word you’re using to describe her smiley or no…

Also, she didn’t purposely post twice to you…she mentioned in the thread that it was her cable going wacky (double posts and other odd things happen to all of us…)