You kill garden slugs by leaving out a cup of beer for them to drown in. Fancy limey freak ya.
My dear chap. Beer in America may well be better utilised by killing slugs but here we prefer to keep the nectar to ourselves.
Fair enough. I’ll have a martini and the doomed slugs can have a Budweiser.
There - I’ve respected your cultural mores. So now will you respect mine and give me some ice in my beverage? More than one cube if it’s not too much trouble?
That’s because you actually have decent beer. The swill we have to suffer with is pretty much only good for killing slugs (though, incidentally, I’ve never gotten that particular trick to work. Perhaps the slugs also realize the beer sucks? Either way, a nice mixture of 1:2 beer and water sprayed on grass makes for a very nice lush lawn.).
Oh, and blowero, while Mermaid may have taken your original, potentially innocuous, comment and run with it, your OP shows that you are indeed a fucknugget. Jesus Tapdancing Christ, you bloody cocksocket… she didn’t threaten your first-born. Your language is WAY out of line.
Now, Galen, I’ve got a nice assortment of muffins if you’ll share your apple juice. Do you have a preference? I picked the blueberries in these over here myself…
not double posts that say two completely different things. don’t know how that could have happened - that’s some really weird cable.
can we award one of the posts over-reaction of the day? i’m not sure whether mermaid or blowero deserves it more.
examine the word cunt in context. there’s nothing to suggest blowero meant it as a term for female genitalia. i take it you wouldn’t be quite so upset had he called her a dick. or dickhead maybe?
gex gex, board history has a negative outlook on the word “cunt”. If you’ll search back a ways, all will become evident.
Only if you fish december’s rug out of the hot tub.
BTW, worst case scenario: Your beer, our coffee. Ice in anything.
Well, she said:
“Grr, double but different posts.
This is what I get for trying to post when my cable is acting all wacked.”
in the thread this rant stems from as if she hadn’t intended to have the two posts. As, blowero took the time to specifically complain about her two postings regarding his statement…just thought I’d point out that she’d already mentioned it, therefore maybe it didn’t need to be complained about? shrugs
I don’t like the word ‘cunt’ as an insult, it’s a personal thing. Oh, and this is not upset. When I get upset I call people ‘mean’ and other horrible things like that. 
mr cynical: thanks, but any hints? i’m just not sure that i’ll get anywhere doing a search for ‘cunt’ in the pit.
Hmmmm . . . you know, december being a Vogon actually would explain quite a lot of things . . .
[must…resist…urge… to make … joke…]
[no! can’t resist…]
Hey, I’ve been searching all my life, pal.
Ice in anything and everything libatious. Skim milk, coffee, tomato juice - you name it. Ice magically transforms murky and inchoate to brisk and bracing. Try it, you’ll see.
Of course you shouldn’t attempt anything without ample supplies of ice, batteries, and sunscreen. Fuckin A right, Bubba.
Sorry - next time I go on an insane rant, I’ll try to be more mindful of misusing the smiley, scan the thread more carefully for admissions of inadvertent double-posting, and research board history to determine which swear-words are considered PC in the pit.
And I guess I should try to find out why December’s rug was drinking iced coffee in a hot tub.:confusion:
Crap! I’m so confused I can’t even get the confused smiley right.
Some silly Brit said:
Iced tea?
Hillary Clinton’s bed?
Glaciers?
My veins?
I’m sure if you search correctly, you’ll find plenty of cunts in the Pit.
Billy Baroo said “Ice in anything.” His location is listed as Chicago. I don’t think he’s a silly Brit, but I could be wrong.
One mention of hot tubs and here she is…welcome back ! What happened, that mid-West wagon train get lost again ?
You sure that’s entirely accurate, Madam.
I worked late tonight and just got in so I thought I’d take a quick peek at the boards. I had no idea the OP was in such a snit in here.
Any person reading the sequence of my posts probably realised that I had made a coding error. My acknowledgedment of that very fact would clear it up for all but the most dense or distracted.
I did not intend to double post my response to the OP. When I hit preview on the first reply and decided to submit it, the puter froze up, so I hit refresh and the words disappeared. I didn’t get a notice that I would be taken to my post soon and my reply was not there so I thought the post was lost in the refresh. Then I composed the second reply and submitted it.
I was suprised to see both posts there. So I even posted another reply saying as much. Is there a doper here who has not done something similar?
So that’s my story of how the replies got all screwed up. Now as to the content of my replies. Frankly it struck a raw nerve with me hear yet another person seize the smallest of opportunities to complain about the most minute detail. There has been no shortage of pettiness and whining lately and this just nailed it.
Now I admit it was the lamest of pages but still I took the time to compose it so I could post it here on the board for your reading enjoyment. Blowero wrote 2 words of faint praise and 7 words of bitchwhining. It just struck me as really petty.
After reading my replies I wondered if maybe I* was* being a bit sensitive that maybe Blowero wasn’t really trying to be an asshole. After reading this thread I’ve decided that my initial reaction was the correct one.
I said thought Blowero was being a bit rude, blowero felt that my comment warranted this response
. I think blowero just illustrated my point perfectly don’t you.? [sub] do you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth[/sub]
Blowhard, I think you are acting like a dickhead. You have taken a minor but IMHO well-deserved chastising and turned it into Major Event.
Did you get a little thrill in posting “See me in the Pit”?
Are you sitting there now reading all the replies and salivating over how mortified I will be when I read the mean nasty word you called me?
Are you donning your aesbestos suit in anticipation of the flaming while mentally composing more bile.
Do I really have to take the stick out of my ass? It’s so comfy really and besides only everybody is doing it these days. Mark my words, it’s gonna replace piercings as the newest BME.
I’m sorry I just can’t get excited enough about your bitterness to feed it. I remain underwhelmed. You remain an petty misogynistic excuse for a man. I think it all evens out in the end.
Mermaid:
I figured that you had been subjected to whining recently, and took it out on Blowero. Because there is nothing in what was said that you should have taken personally at all. Here is what Blowero said:
If a friend mentioned to you how annoying geocities popups were, would you immediately assume they were being rude to YOU and start insulting them? I hope not. Yes, geocities has annoying popups. Do you own geocities? Are you the one who thought of the idea for those particular popups? If not then you had no reason to say:
NOBODY was insulting you. Nobody said you created “the lamest of pages.” If I say that the SDMB is slow sometimes, are you going to take that personally and lash out?
Of course, you probably realize that you were wrong, and would have admitted it, but that would have meant that you wouldn’t have the chance to use your carefully mentally composed bile!
:eek: