Nonsense! Nonsense, I say. My darling bobkitty, we do so have decent beer here in our sometimes-fair nation. I’m drinking some now, as a matter of fact: Anchor Steam. Yummy. And there’s a whole sixer of Red Hook IPA in the fridge as well.
There is good beer in America. It just doesn’t come in cans. 
Sorry to perpetuate this hijack, but the quarrel referenced in the OP really does seem to be a whole lot of noise over nothing. 
Blueberry would be lovely, thanks.
Oh, the OP? You don’t think I’m going to get in the middle of this, do you?
Oh for heaven’s sake, here, I fished the grungy thing out for you. I pull nastier things out of my bathtub drain all the time (it’s a wonder I have any hair left on my head, what with enough hair to make a gerbil going down the drain every time I wash my hair).
Thanks for the compliment. I knew my engrish book learnings would come in handy for sumpin. (but since I just can’t seem to leave my english tutoring days behind, allow me to suggest that the phrase would be more coherent if worded as “carefully composed mental bile”)
With all due respect Nightime, bite me. I have made it clear tht I did not intend to say all of that together and was in the process of editing my response. Both replies lumped together just makes me sound like a bitch on wheels now doesn’t it. Either quote me in context or leave my words the fuck alone. I did say I was a bit jumpy and it is true because I am sick of people taking every little minor occourance and turnig it into a big deal.
I don’t think my comments, which I felt were basically along the lines of “if you can’t say something nice to someone then don’t say anything at all” were nearly inflammatory enough to warrant being called an uptight, unloved cunt with a stick up her ass.
Now bobkitty, did you say you had muffins? I’ll bring the butter.
<slides plate over>
Here ya go. Sorry, only banananana nut left.
Have you ever noticed it’s the guys that get totally freaked out by the hair in the drain? Mr. Kitty’s always like “eeewww, ewwww, get that clump of hair out of the drain… it’s icky…” and I’m like, “you can bloody well fish the damn thing out yourself every now and then.” What’s up with that?
Lindy, sweetie, you’re wrong. Just admit it. It’s okay… I won’t think any less of you. BTW, keep an eye out for an email later today.
Oh, and Galen, after you ate all the blueberry I made a new batch. So in addition to the banananut, there’s extra blueberry, some chocolate chip, and cranberry. Would you like those toasted?
You know, it’s a funny thing, with all the hair I lose and find all over the floor, I’ve never fished out a galenhair rug. The universe is a strange thing, my friends.
Some more blueberry, please. (I’m listening to 2112, so I’m feeling very happy right now.)
Nope, not lost this time, but the savages were ‘a circlin’.
gex gex: A cunt thread.
What the fuck? Am I supposed to be relieved that you only insulted me for no reason whatsoever ONCE? Oh, in that case, let me give you a big sloppy kiss for only being a bitch ONE time. I’ll spell it out for you - I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS IF YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO OPERATE A COMPUTER. So you didn’t TRY to double-post - you want a goddam medal? And congratulations for finding the well-hidden word BLOW in my user name, and using it to insult me. I think I forgot to include this little gem of yours in the o.p.:
Aren’t you fucking clever? Gosh, I never thought of that before.
Actually, I thought the page was quite clever. I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you owned Geocities and personally designed the fucked-up pop-up windows that won’t close. You sound like a bitter old hag who’s spoiling for a fight all the time.
Next time you should think about it BEFORE you flame me.
Oh, so if you go off half-cocked and flame me for no reason, and I respond, then it proves you were right? Fuck you. If you think you are gonna flame people for no reason IN THE THREAD (even though there are very clear instructions that flames should be in the BBQ Pit), and they’re just gonna say “thank you ma’am, may I have another?”, you are sadly mistaken.
Yeah, pretty much. Thanks for not disappointing me.
Oh, geez - I had a feeling you would turn this into some kind of bitter rant about men. I don’t hate women - just bitches like you.
Um, that’s NOT what you said. Maybe you need to step into reality.
Dude. You are one boring little shit. Really. Go out and get laid.
Good one. You took that same “need to get laid” insult that I wrote in the first post, and used it on me. You’re a fucking comedy genius.:rolleyes:
Thank yew, thank yew. Folks, don’t forget to tip your waitresses over, and drive home safely. Or, if you stay, next show’s at 11.
Now appearing for ONE THREAD ONLY—The Flaming Mermaid.
Yes sir folks right here we have one mermaid just begging for someone to bring the heat. She is stupid and doesn’t know how to operate a computer but she is just full to the brim of carefully mentally composed biley goodness.
She is clever and witty and does not dissapoint. There is plenty of anecdotal evidence to back up these claims.
This uptight cunt is reported to have not been laid in years but these rumors are so far unsubstantiated.
So hurry hurry hurry, don’t miss out on your chance to get some hot fishwoman. [sub] anal stick void where prohibited[/sub]
Wow, 2 comedy hits in one day! You should go on Star Search. Just to be safe, I wouldn’t quit the day job yet.
Oh, don’t worry - I’m not going to yet. I’m gonna keep my day job, but sleep my way to the top of Star Search. By golly, I’m gonna win that grand prize, or whatever the befuck they call it. Even if I do have to perform incredible acts of dexterity on Ed McMahon.
[If you’ll give me a sec, I’ll check to see if the anal fire stick is prohibited in my area. Might wanna use it in my act.]
Warning: Do not taunt Happy Anal Fire Stick[sub]tm[/sub]
:taunts Happy Anal Fire Stick:
What now??
For my next trick, I will balance the Happy Anal Fire Stick on my nose while reciting show tunes, a cappella.
Tips are welcome!
I think the only thing that could improve your act would be if you would sing a duet with me. How about something from Les Miserables? I know the perfect song
Ass-Master of the house
quick to catch your eye
Never wants a passerby to pass him by