The miserable adventures of SDMB's catsix

catsix, you drain me. You’ve sapped my soul dry over the two years I’ve known of you in several different arenas. I thought maybe it would be fun to pit you with all my fun swear words and funny little suggestions of what you should go fuck yourself with, but I decided not to because it would only add wood to the giant fucking cross you’re carrying around from forum to forum, as you tell us how filled with strife, unfairness, misery and stupidity your life is.

To lash at you in anger would be a worthless exercise since you seem to feed off of rage, hatred and bitterness like they were fruits from the tree of life. You are a miserable,
Mysoginistic, violent, compassionless, bitter, self loathing shell of a human being.

You get off on your hatred at everything and firmly believe know one on the planet knows anything but you. YOU alone know how to handle every situation, and any other reaction is WRONG, as witnessed in Zabali’s above linked thread. YOU don’t think it takes six weeks to recover from birth, as indicated in Velma’s above linked thread, and so if YOU think so, YOU are right. YOU have a sister who is ‘princessy’ and so that means ALL women are princessy, as indicated in the above linked post. In the past two days I’ve seen you essentially blame two young girls for their own potential sexual assaults, in Craneop2’s thread AND Zabali Clawbane’s. You told ME that attending therapy was ‘going to a head butcher’, and wouldn’t hear otherwise.

Listen sugar, I am by no means presenting myself as a model of behavior. I have my own ridiculous problems and skewed views of people and situations and my own mental deficiencies and issues that I continue to deal with every fucking day, but just like I was urged once, I urge you to take a fucking step back and ;

  1. as yourself why the fuck you’re even on these boards, as you seem to think every single poster is below your level of knowledge

  2. Why in the world you believe that just because you’ve suffered that no one else’s suffering even compares.

In one of the above threads you said “welcome to earth, have we met?” I ask you the same question. You may think it’s cool and movie like and very Rebel Without a Cause to go through life lashing out and hating everything, but I propose that you and your robotic, unfeeling attitude is detrimental to our society. You refuse to cut anyone an ounce of slack, to help others with no expectation of anything in return, or to nuture your fellow human being.

No one is saying you should drop everything and become Sally Field…which, in your supreme talent for word twisting I’m sure you’ll assert…but just take one second out of your march to Calvary to consider what the fuck makes you such a humorless god damn harpy.

You know, it’s not even the misogyny and general bitterness, it’s her obnoxious tendency to play the I’ve had it much worse than you one-upmanship game.

Had to put up with a crying baby on a flight? Pfft. She had a legion of toddlers jumping up and down on her head parents and flight attendants looked on and said nothing.

Annoyed at a guy who cut you off in traffic? Pish posh. She had someone devolve into a case of road rage so bad, they followed her home and amputated random limbs and then mocked her mercilessly!

Grumpy about a bad day at the office? Please. She has to work 80 hours a week to compensate for all of the lazy and worthless people who have no respect for society and are only trying to take advantage of her because she’s a stupid woman.

It’s endless. Every conversation is a competition about who’s had a worse life. Give it a fucking rest.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’re both just blinded by fuzzy-headed feminist thinking. If you only saw things straight, like catsix does, you’d realize just how right and truly intelligent and logical she and Dave Sims are about everything.

Daniel
saving catsix the effort

catsix obviously views sensitivity as a weakness. Sometimes it is, as is insensitivity. I’d honestly rather be around an empathetic soul than one who lives by the credo “buck up!” Shedding a tear or expressing pain is not whiny or “princessy”. It’s being human.

You beat me, Jadis. That whole thing goes hand in hand with the whole “You get off on your hatred at everything and firmly believe know one on the planet knows anything but you. YOU alone know how to handle every situation, and any other reaction is WRONG” thing Jar is talking about. Frustrating, annoying, and obnoxious. Quite.

But what do I know? I’m just a raging psycho headcase.

I’m just a girl, so I don’t have much smart stuff to say. But I do like giggling babies and fluffy kitties and candy-flavored lipstick and pink clothes. I also like to sit with my girlfriends (I just call them my girls, hee!) and gossip while we do each other’s nails, watch “Friends” and dream about meeting our dream man, having a fairy tale wedding, and taking extended maternity leave when I have my first baby, who will be a girl named Taylor Jenna.

tee hee I like you Gundy…let’s get together for some chocolate and white wine and talk about what cock tease feminists we are!

I also think we should finalise our plans to find a guy, trick him into getting us pregnant and forcing him to marry us! That’s what I’m really looking forward to. I have to get married, don’t I? Because I am just too thick and silly to live on my own.

I need a man to take care of me and buy me stuff.

Also, once we get married, right, he’s not allowed to go out with the lads without me. That’s one of “The Rules” I learnt from watching Sally Jessy Raphael. It has to be good advice because a leading psychologist said so.

Guys, you are way off base. The reason that catsix acts like she’s so superior is because she clearly is so superior! How else could she know more than everyone about everything? She’s certainly schooled me on some topics that I thought I was getting a university degree in.

Oh, oh, Gundy and jar–don’t leave without me. I’ll just need to call my boss and beg off work. Don’t worry–I’ll just say the kids are sick!

All of ya’ll better watch it. She has legions of rabid fans who will hunt you down without her knowledge.

I kid you not.

Could it be…just maybe…that catsix is…in reality…

Wait for it…

OMAROSA!!!

Cue shrieking violins…::reereereereeree!!!::

I don’t know, does Omarosa carry around a gun with the plan to shoot anyone who looks at her wrong?

Clearly Laur you University education is vastly inferior to hers. You’re University degree doesn’t compare to her life experience!

I swear I can use you’re and your correctly in a sentence! D’oh!

::giggle:: I have a big project I’m working on, but whatever – I’ll just let my co-workers handle it! Forgive me, for I have Zinned! Tra la!

Wow. Named after two porn stars. Wow. That brings a tear to my eye. :stuck_out_tongue:

Think unsexy thoughts.
Think unsexy thoughts.

What a marvellous outburst. May I assume that your intention is to wound rather than inform? Or are you actually trying to get catsix to change her fundamental personality? If it’s the former, I shall watch the evolution of the thread with interest. If it’s the latter, I’d just like to express doubt as to the evocation model that you have chosen.

pan

So basically you personally dislike me because my views are different than yours, right? That is the general idea of this thread, isn’t it?

Everyone has opinions other people don’t like. Obviously my opinion that people who are physically capable of doing their job should be doing that job or else lose their job is one of those opinions that some of you don’t like.

That I think someone who starts out asking 40,000 strangers for their opinion as to whether or not she was raped and then gets angry when those opinions are not what she wanted, then changes her story until the general feeling changes to be more in her favor was probably never actually raped (other than statutory) at all makes me evil.

I have said that I will, absolutely, without question, kill a person I believe to be an immediate threat to my life, so I’m a bad, bad evil person who wants to ‘shoot anyone who looks at [me] funny.’

I’m not a girly girl, I don’t hang out with girly girls, I tend to avoid them because I have almost nothing in common with them, instead preferring the company of people who share similar interests to mine (usually guys), and this makes me rotten, right?

I am a misogynist asshole because I dislike feminists such as Valerie Solanas, Catharine MacKinnon, Andrea Dworkin, Susan Brownmiller, Betty Friedan, Kim Gandy and their large followings due to what I see as their sexist leanings against men.

I am the person I am, and have formed the opinions I have after lots of life experience. I doubt things fundamental to myself are going to change because a bunch of people I don’t know ranted at me. I’m also not going to cry and scream that I’m a victim of your hatred; however, you all are of course free to accuse me of self-martyrdom at will.

So the only question left is what purpose this thread serves?