Well, supper isn’t going to make itself. I’ve settled on leftover potroast and veggies. Off to nuke it
Wacky weather here! Bright sunny sky with loud, and I mean LOUD! thunder. It’s within a mile of here, and the booms are some serious dish rattlers. No rain. 
The roses are blooming in my garden, there is a pork roast in the oven, and I am relaxing with poms and kitties and #3 daughter; Life is Good.
We got the rain, and not far from here, they got nickel-size hail.
Not surprisingly, the rain got between the ears of local drivers. The fire house next door has been busy - it seems like their tones have been sounding every 15 minutes.
kanga sorry about the loss of your cousin. You’re right though about seatbelts. I could not imagine not wearin’ mine. Heh. When I come home and stop to get the mail from my mailbox at the end of the driveway, I automatically buckle up to drive the whole maybe 30 feet into my garage.
Dindin was teh num! No brag, just fact. 
I called JDD and Partner and invitated them to dindin. Everyone left full and happy. Oh and I did make a peach cobbler. MMMMMM!
gotti is has clouded up here and thundered in the distance several times this evenin’. So far, no rain.
I wanted to shoot the pooch tonight, but unfortunately, the ammo bag had been open to long; mini-marshmallow gun doesn’t work well unless they’re fresh & fluffy. Got him all worked up for nothing - he lovvvvves getting shot with edible things (though not too many as I can’t see them being good for him)
Mom, thanks for the reminder. The vet thought he was born in late May, so he’ll get a bowl full of MilkBones this weekend.
:eek:SNAKE!!!:eek:SNAKE!!!:eek:SNAKE!!!:eek:
omigodomigodomigod!!! :eek:SNAKE!!!:eek:
That was me half an hour ago. I was puttin’ the smoker back together after cleanin ’ it up. Right off the deck there was a :eek:pygmy rattlesnake:eek: right off the deck! Da bear does not tolerate :eek: snakes. :eek: However, da bear butched it up and ran back inside, out through the garage, into the backyard, to the storage buildin’ with the lawnmowers and tools, grabbed a hoe and snuck up behind said :eek: snake :eek: and chopped it in half. :eek: I killded me a deadly, poisonous, had it in for me :eek: snake! :eek:
Ok, so there are very few, if any, reported deaths from a :eek: pygmy rattlesnake :eek: bite. Still it was a :eek: snake!!! :eek: I called OYKW and told him in a real panicky state after I killed the :eek: snake. :eek: Heh. He offered to come over and spend the night to calm me down. Believe it or not I told him not to as he was already in bed (WOOF! Bear in bed!) when I called. 
I hates :eek: snakes! :eek:
However I killded me one. I didn’t panic (ok I panicked) and call somebody to come kill the :eek: snake :eek: like I have in the past. I did it all on my own.
Ain’t y’all proud of me?
I shall now attempt to try to go to sleep. Unless a great hoarde of :eek: pygmy rattlesnakes :eek: is now lurkin’ outside waitin’ to extract their revenge.
Nitey Nite Y’all! See ya in the mornin’. Maybe.
:eek::eek:
Tuesday’s suck. Specifically this Tuesday. Urgh
Weenie.
I just pick up the nearest agricultural implement that costs more than fifty bucks and break it over the snake. :rolleyes:
Swampy, I couldn’t help but notice, the picture you linked to is from a site called “www.vanishingspecies.net”. Maybe if it didn’t go to a ‘hoe-down" it wouldn’t be a vanishing species. :rolleyes: Just sayin’ 
One question; are you gonna fire up that smoker again?
Tastes like chicken.
One happy grandma.
Baby Emma was born at 3:19 pm. 6lb 7oz, 19-1/4" long. I highly recommend witnessing childbirth at least once in your life. It is magical.
Beautiful baby! Gorgeous name!
Congrats **Rebo Fambly **
Hi guys.
I’ve been gone for, oh, almost a month now… Needed a break from almost everything. So, in 100 words or less, please summarize for me what I’ve missed.
You all haven’t missed much from me. Same everything here…
Awwww, She’s beautiful Rebo! Congratulations!
I guess I’m only a partial Bubba; partial because I have 3 (yes, three) smokers out back, but not a full Bubba because I’ve never smoked a snake.
See post #112.
No, no no! it’s Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger … Then, and ONLY then are you allowed to scream SNAKE!
Congrats, rebo!!!
I smoked…well, roasted on a trash fire the copperhead I shot that was under my Evile Ex’s car.
I’ve come to believe we shouldn’t kill snakes.
Hey, he’d have left her alone out of Professional Courtesy.