To lighten things up a bit, you can’t do better than a two-headed calf. Not as cute as the two-headed kitten from a few years back, but still . . .
A kinder headline than I saw in my local paper: “She really is a two-faced cow!”
Poor thing. 
Wait! Is that the Virgin Mary I see it the cow’s markings?
Couple of quotes of note from the proud papa/farmer:
“Genetically, its one of my better calves,” and “It’s as healthy as can be.”
Uh - I think not.
What is the pink colored area in the middle of its - uh - forehead(s)?
I loved this:
“Genetically, this is one of my better calves,” he said.
I really didn’t want to see another deformed baby animal right now, but I just can’t resist a witty Eve headline.
ITS EYES!!!
Best thread title ever, Eve. 
…a lot cuter than a two headed dragon :eek:
I must admit, it was the joke more than the hideous hell-calf that took me by the throat and said “Post me!”